Silver Tongue

Jan 14

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thanestittywindow:

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

if (eggs==true){
  bring.milk(12)
}

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sketchlock:

nejixtenten:

happycigarettes:

shampoo:

ok

ok

Ok

*asexual laughter*

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I just had gatorade go up my nose

mysticbaconslice:

starrygalaxycataroo:

IM AT SCHOOL ON TUMBLR

OH MY GOD

*raises hand* I’m telling the teacher

*passes note* we should hang out at lunch

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Yo. I’m feeling generous today.

rosexknight:

First five people who reblog this with refs will get their ponies doodled while I’m at school.

First come first served. You have to reblog with a ref because I’m not scouring your blog for one.

Also it’s just a doodle. Don’t expect anything more.

I need to make a new ref

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