You know it’s cold when I say “Why am I not wearing pants?”
Theres a girl convinced I’m gonna steal her boyfriend
She knows I’m Asexual
B*tch you could throw him at me, duck taped to YGO cards and oreos and I still would uninterested
That sounds almost as dumb as that one person who said “No guy will ever want you if you keep up this asexuality thing”
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why come pokemon so easy????? it’s taken me like 2 mins to defeat each gym leader
it’s for kids
I HATE THIS POST. ANYONE WHO THINK POKEMON HAS ALWAYS BEEN EASY DOESN’T FUCKIN REMEMBER GRINDING IN MAUVILLE FOR A WEEK TO STAND HALF A CHANCE AGAINST WATTSON. BACK WHEN THE EXP SHARE TRAVELED BETWEEN UR PARTY LIKE A HOT POTATO. FU ck YoU!!!!!
Witneys milktank destroyed more hopes than the industrial revolution
Sabrina fucked you in the ass if you didn’t have a haunter or beedrill.
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being a cishet looks boring why do people do that
Idk maybe bc sexuality/gender isnt based on how cool or interesting an individual wants to look
yeah but why be boring when u can be awesome and not cishet
yeah but why treat lgbt+ identities like some trendy fashion accessory that ppl can just slap on to look cool when u could not act like a complete idiot
#identities are not accessories so stop treating them like one 2k14
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ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT WE WERE PLAGUED
BY THAT FREAKING POST
FOR WEEKS
WHEN WE
COULD’VE
HAD
THIS????
#it’s like the ios7 update for a post
IT’S TRANSPERNABRT
We could have had this instead of fucking obnoxious long posts.
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Can I have a source???
the mirror
I looked into it. All I found was the most beautiful narcissist in the world.
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what
It’s not gay if you say “no homo”
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wayward-sons-and-fallen-angels:
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself
#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more
He’s 22 now
Did anyone donate 2k?
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