Silver Tongue

Jan 13

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actualaster:

mr-elementle:

captainsnoop:

i feel like counter-trolling is an essential skill that kids online aren’t learning and it’s kinda worrying

like back in my day, the day of online forums, learning how to trick someone in to getting themselves banned was an essential skill. if you could tell someone was a chud, you would ask them short, leading questions and watch them get frustrated and post longer and longer rants until they said something that would catch a mod’s attention and get them banned and/or at least publicly humiliated. 

and guess what? that’s the exact same tactics the alt-right use now. these people are exclusively acting in bad faith. every interaction these people post online is done with the intention of getting someone to respond to them so they can screenshot the massive paragraphs of text and laugh

so, what’s the solution?

dare ‘em to post dick pics.

don’t acknowledge the content of the stuff they post. if you see someone trying to engage you in bad faith just dare them to post pictures of their penis until they either get frustrated and leave or get frustrated and do it. either way they lose. 

this is the tactic used by the fans of a podcast (that i haven’t listened to) called the Chapo Trap House, and 4chan’s /pol/ users fucking HATE them. they hate Chapo Trap House and think they’re crazy because Chapo Trap House fans refuse to engage in meaningful debate and repeatedly demand dick pics. they get frustrated and leave. it works. 

Some of you never used your position as a mod on an a series of unfortunate events forum to get a racist troll to post evidence of their tax fraud and it shows

…that second comment is oddly specific and I’m a little scared

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[video]

real-live-dragon:
“ bonescaro:
“ bettynayo:
“ bonescaro:
“I SAW A LUCARIO ON THE POKEFINDER and this photo looks like a cryptid picture. someone add that red circle around it, and maybe arrows. wait i can do that myself
” ”
thank, this looks much...

real-live-dragon:

bonescaro:

bettynayo:

bonescaro:

I SAW A LUCARIO ON THE POKEFINDER and this photo looks like a cryptid picture. someone add that red circle around it, and maybe arrows. wait i can do that myself

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thank, this looks much better than the red circle and arrows i did

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greyofjakku:
“Drag ‘em Entertainment Weekly πŸ™ŒπŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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greyofjakku:

Drag ‘em Entertainment Weekly 🙌🏼👏🏼

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thestateonmtv:
“the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies
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thestateonmtv:

the nature of thestanconfessions ensures that geniuses like this go uncredited and that’s one of history’s greatest tragedies

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spiroandthelacktones:
“ transgirl-link:
“I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck
”
I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It
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spiroandthelacktones:

transgirl-link:

I take a sip of this and Dr. Pepper himself drops down from the ceiling and breaks my neck

I found out I was trans when I tried to drink this and my hand clipped through It

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

xkxdx:

stele3:

amuseoffyre:

spanishskulduggery:

mynamesdrstuff:

enjoloras:

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

100% better than National Treasure.

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

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Yup, that’s the fucking river.

Some shit is just too good not to reblog.

So THAT’S why she’s grinning

(via nofacednerd)

whatisthisplaceidonteven:

edream93:

descendantofthesparrow:

krockafella:

conquerorwurm:

I wonder if many other people listen to music and imagine intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scenes with their favorite characters, or if I just have too much time on my hands

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Originally posted by ihiphop

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Originally posted by curator-at-large

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Originally posted by feaenor

Do any of you guys have the experience where you’re listening to a song you haven’t heard in years, and suddenly you remember the intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scene you once dreamt for the characters of whatever was your favorite work at the time to go along with that song? And you haven’t thought about those characters in literal years, but now you’re remembering what they meant to you and the good times you had in that fandom, and even though you’ve since moved on you feel such wistful fondness for the person you used to be?

(via nofacednerd)