Silver Tongue

May 05

catball:

fon-master-ion:

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eating him

the rule of eating him is whenever you see it you have to say eating him

eating him

thank you eating him

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manhattan-gamestop:

ectomorphichabod:

bdg is literally the opposite of a himbo what the FUCK are you TALKING about

himbos

bdg

youre all wrong

thank you for coming to my ted talk

There’s a reply on here that said he’s high intelligence low wisdom, and I know that’s a fact bc bdg explains OSHA regulations better than the official department website yet he said in the first gill and gilbert that he hadn’t eaten a fruit in two months

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demon-space-boi:

shittybackstage:

lierdumoa:

laughingfish:

lierdumoa:

plum-soup:

mr-reblogbutton:

why did we ever stop the flower crown edit trend? it was so pure? why does cringe-culture ruin everything fun? there is literally nothing bad about putting flower crowns on photos of people, they’re just flowers

It was the serial killer fandoms fault

Look if you just give up on memes because hannibal fandom got hold of them than you didn’t deserve the memes in the first place.

No, no. They mean real serial killers. A bunch of blogs made flower crown edits of dylan roof and the Columbine killers.

…this really is a website, huh.

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lmao that person sounds like theyre 14 and saying what they think is badass despite that overwatch is kind of shit and they absolutely cannot hack into the stock market.

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speakingintongues1983mp3download:

btw “transgender” and “incredibly hot and sexy” are completely interchangeable terms

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thrifted-spacesuit:
“To the joker this guy is CRAZY
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thrifted-spacesuit:

To the joker this guy is CRAZY

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yellowbloods-deactivated2021051:

karkat: i could fix him. kanaya: i could cut him in halfALT

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May 04

The Evidence:

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thedarkaquarian:

fledgling-witch:

the-macra:

local-shop:

fledgling-witch:

  • The Magic School Bus can time travel
  • When asked, Ms. Frizzle denies that she “knows everything”
  • However, Ms. Frizzle always knows what her students are up to, knows the answer to every question they ask her, and never shows fear even when in extreme mortal peril, as if she’s experienced this all before
  • Although we know she was in a rock band called the Frizzlettes and was a Shakespearean actress, Ms. Frizzle’s childhood remains mysterious
  • Ms. Frizzle is EXACTLY the sort of person to travel back in time to teach herself, and is in fact the most likely fictional character to do so
  • Nobody is ever named “Valerie Frizzle” at birth
  • Ms. Frizzle dresses queerly and laughs at her own bad jokes
  • A lot of the series is about Arnold learning to take chances, make mistakes, and get messy - that phrase is more or less targeted at him as a student
  • Ms. Frizzle looks a lot like a grown-up Arnold

Holy shit???????

She literally has a giant storeroom full of barrels of pickles because she loves pickles so much what more evidence do you need

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What relation do pickles have with the transgender community?

One of the medications used in hormone therapy for trans women (spironolactone, which counteracts testosterone) has the side effect of, putting it crudely, making you have to pee all the goddamn time. That causes dehydration and loss of electrolytes.

Pickles and pickle juice turn out to be a fairly convenient and flavorful way of satisfying an electrolyte craving. Those who’ve been on spiro a long time can develop a nigh-spiritual bond with ‘em.

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Anonymous asked:

Asriel, do you feel comfortable enough to tell your family? I know it may feel awkward and nerve-wracking, but I'm sure your family will accept you.

askfallenroyalty:

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