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How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
here for this fight
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DOESANYONE REMEBER
MOTHER
FUCKING
HAPPY
BUNNY?
this little fucker was my obession
This was so edgy back in the day
oh my god
middle school edgyness
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today we found a lost king charles spaniel whose collar said donkey and he’s currently at my house until we find his owner.
we found out after the first couple of hours that he doesn’t respond to his name unless u say it like shrek, so idk what kind of human he belongs to.
Clearly he doesn’t belong to humans. He belongs to ogres.
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Help him
You can’t
S A V E H I M
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Anonymous asked: You know no boy will fuck you if you keep up this asexual thing right
that’s…that’s literally the point…
Anonymous asked: Do crap
Wow, that is incredibly rude.
- That is no way to progress a story. Instead of demanding something vague, saying “what now” or “what happened” why don’t you actually use that thing in your head you call a brain to come up with something I can use that is well thought out
- There is this one thing called “motivation” that I lack and it’s preventing me from updating shit. Also, I am not your art monkey. I do not exist for the soul purpose of drawing pictures for you. I am a real human being with a real life and real problems that might be preventing me from updating.
- I have a patreon account and one of the goals is to update this on a regular basis. If you are that desperate for a regular update, drop ten bucks a month into it and I will draw it, motivation or not.
