he saw the opportunity and took it
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Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift
humanity’s sense of humour has not progressed much in the last hundred years
200 years
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newsflash: playing sk as “helping the town” isn’t “playing the role differently”; it’s gamethrowing.
Unless you play to the point where it’s you, a town and a mafioso. Because then you can stab the town in the back later in the night.
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2 reasons Fall Out Boy is incredible.
1) When their label told them to shorten the titles of their songs, they did… by taking out all of the vowels and shortening a song title to “Thnks fr th Mmrs.”
2) They have a song titled “Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song so We Wouldn’t Get Sued.”
Fun fact: the original name of that song was: “I Liked You so Much More, Before You Were a MySpace Whore”
step 1: take girl into ur room
step 2: show her ur HotWheels® themed pc gaming station
step 3: enjoy having a new gf
What. Does this work?
yes
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Town of Salem:
When your Godfather’s killed the first day, and the Mafioso who takes over in his stead is AFK.
tfw no gf
When that happens and I’m consort, I claim to have been blocking the mafioso/GF every night and no deaths so they lynch him and we can actually do shit.
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Why is the Rocket trio still so deadset on catching one specific Pikachu who hates them and would never listen to them anyway though.
It’s like, “let’s catch this Salamence!”
Yeah, a Salamence!
“…So we can catch Pikachu.”
If you had a Pseudo legendary dragon why would you still need a tiny electric rat (Okay, an overpowered-as-the-plot-demands electric rat but still)
?????
Pikachu is not OP. He lost to a lvl 5 snivy
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Pass this on Tumblr
This is actually pretty important
very important information
This needs to be seen more. Rape needs to flat out stop, but until then victims need to know there’s support for them.
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