if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet
but won’t call your parents out for the same thing
you fake
the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still afraid to tell her that i have a girlfriend ok don’t you even dare do this here because you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about
The difference between internet and parents is that parents can actually hurt you right away.
(via deep-sea-prince)
I may have taught this spider to knit.
I was finishing the last 20 rows at the park, when this little spider wandered over to me, It climbed up my knitting bag, and walked all up and down the piece, then climbed onto my hand and watched me for a couple rows.
After the second row it started waving it’s front four legs as if to get my attention. Once I was looking at it, it started pulling silk from its spinneret, and fiddling with it. I don’t know if it was knitting or purling as it was quite small scale, but every few seconds it would stop and look up at me to see if I was still watching. After a little bit I moved it to one of the vines overhanging the archway I was sitting in, and it went about its business.
This wasn’t the only unusual thing that happened at the park today, but it was the most unusual.Maybe it thought you were a spider
I’m gonna level with you that’s the fucking cutest shit I have ever fucking heard of okay I want a little spider that knits not sits menacingly above my bed at night threatening to fall into my mouth.
(via adurot)
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Can somebody reblog with the gif of erin staring at a titan?
A collection of some of the songs that will be turning 10 years old in 2015
01. Hollaback Girl - Gwen Stefani | 02. Let Me Love You - Mario | 03. Don’t Cha - The Pussycat Dolls | 04. Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson | 05. Gold Digger - Kanye West feat. Jamie Foxx | 06. Girl - Destiny’s Child | 07. Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day | 08. Ordinary People - John Legend | 09. Candy Shop - 50 Cent feat. Olivia | 10. Mr Brightside - The Killers | 11. Pon De Replay - Rihanna | 12. Drop It Like It’s Hot - Snoop Dogg feat. Pharrell | 13. We Belong Together - Mariah Carey | 14. Rich Girl - Gwen Stefani ft. Eve | 15. Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor - Arctic Monkeys | 16. My Humps - Black Eyed Peas | 17. She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5 | 18. Lonely - Akon | 19. 1 Thing - Amerie | 20. Fix You - Coldplay | 21. Beautiful Soul - Jesse McCartney | 22. These Words - Natasha Bedingfield | 23. Don’t Lie - Black Eyes Peas | 24. Biology - Girls Aloud | 25. Lose Control - Missy Elliot feat. Ciara & Fatman Scoop | 26. Dirty Little Secret - The All American Rejects | 27. Belly Dancer (Bananza) - Akon | 28. Hung Up - Madonna | 29. Breakaway - Kelly Clarkson | 30. Check On It - Beyonce feat. Bun B & Slim Thug | 31. Stickwitu - The Pussycat Dolls | 32. Gasolina - Daddy Yankee
the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN
why is it, whenever the words “superwholock sucks” appears anywhere, there is a 10 year-old anon that appears in your inbox, saying a giant paragraph in which they apparently “know how to kill and hide a body,” “make it look like person committed suicide,” “your fandom sucks/>insert fandom here<…
Because superwholock has many terrible people within it. Its true with most fandoms that you will get some kind of hate from insulating it, but the sheer amount in superwholock is disgusting. That is the reason it is trash. That and the fact that Moffat isn’t a good writer.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
advice when commissioning a person
if you don’t like a thing, be polite about it
artists aren’t mind readers and they’re usually receptive to making small changes if there is a mistake, but don’t complain about it. They aren’t in your head, they can’t see…
I’m not misreading you, I know exactly what you’re trying to say. You even say it AGAIN in that second-to-last paragraph.
Sorry for swearing but it’s seriously a disgusting attitude. You don’t go “but it’s baaad that she gets criticism, everything she’s told must be positive!”. No, no it musn’t. That bullshit doesn’t help her improve as an artist or as a person. It’s like something I remember you saying, if a child starts screaming and crying for something you don’t hand that thing to them to shut them up, because then you’re only teaching them that the best way to solve their problems is to make a scandal about it.
Oh, and using her mental state as an excuse? That’s fucking low Jitters. You don’t say you want her to be treated like a normal person and then be like “can you not criticise her because she just got out of a mental hospital”. If that’s the way you’re gonna act then you can stop responding to me. I’m responding to you to have a talk about this because I think you need it, not to participate in the grievance olympics.
Wow, no, you’re still not getting it at all.
I’m not saying it’s bad to get criticism. I’m saying it’s bad to complain without giving a reason or a solution. It doesn’t help ANYONE improve ANYTHING. It is NOT helpful, it WONT get the commissioner what they want, it WONT make the artist’s job any easier.
I’m being really calm here and you’re cussing up a storm and calling me disgusting. Am I really deserving this treatment right now at all?
Are you feeling okay? You seem really agitated and it’s stressing me out. A lot. Because I have no idea how to communicate with you right now, as you seem very deadset on a specific thing that I’m not saying.
I really don’t appreciate how you are treating me or her right now.
Being stressed out is most definitely a reason for anyone to be irritable. There’s nothing “low” about admitting that someone is likely not going to be in the best state of mind after a mental breakdown, and you need to treat them as people.
Not machines you payed to spit out whatever you want with perfect precision.
So stop telling me I’m saying not to criticize her. I’m saying not to treat her like an art slave who is capable of giving someone what they want when they wont SPECIFY what the problem is in the first place and opt instead to simply complain that “they don’t like it”
I’m really disappointed in your actions right now and the way you’re treating this. Please back up a bit and think it over because I think you’re honestly off on a tangent and aren’t understanding that all I’m saying, from the start, is to show artists respect when you commission them and work with them if something isn’t satisfactory.
Because otherwise, you’re just going to look like a demanding dick who just wants to complain rather than understand the person you paid is in fact a human being who might not always get everything right.
Please stop putting words in my mouth.
Please.
Criticism: This part doesn’t look good. Try doing so and so. It might look better.
Complaint: This doesn’t look good.
(via jitterbugjive)
