Silver Tongue

Jan 06

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skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

Also, don’t lie about your follower count to seem popular.

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azula-griffon:

Why is it 37° it’s supposed to be 103° Who broke Texas

This is winter. Where I am its 30. Texas has hot summer and cold winter.

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ask-newguy:

fugdamatriarchy:

anrewhussie:

things that are still relevant

  1. ferguson
  2. leelah alcorn
  3. north korea

because people are still currently experiencing

  1. racist police brutality
  2. transphobia and child abuse
  3. genocide

Ferguson and that suicidal guy are yesterday’s news

Wow. Yesterday’s news? Really? Your ass is about to get kicked into yesterday’s news.
Oh, and Leelah? Leelah is a she.

I don’t think important social issues and the denial of a people’s right to life are “yesterdays news”

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zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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beysoldweave:

watching the Proud Family’s Kwanzaa episode and man were they on some  cultural awareness shit.

first they celebrated Kwanzaa, a holiday Disney hadn’t covered yet.

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then they talked about homelessness

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then they had vegan characters who took the time to explain what that meant

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all in a show already progressive for it’s time.

man disney needs to crank out shit like this nowadays.

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stability:

*eats pizza*

i just

*sips soda*

dont undersand

*bites cookie*

why

*touches face*

i have acne

There’s this thing you can find at target called “African black soap”
It’s got different forms. I use the soap bar form. It works wonders. Trust me.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-internet-addict:

pottern:

don’t date someone you wouldn’t have a harry potter movie marathon with

That’s nearly 24 hours. I wouldn’t do that with anyone

…the weak are already weeding themselves out…

I will only if we have 24 hrs worth of popcorn, soda and jelly beans.

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ciggers:

so how do i terminate people from my life?

Hire a hitman.

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