my life just got 800% better
wow, what a greedy shit, only giving the friends one piece each and keeping half the pizza for themselves.
(via rosexknight)
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if you’re about to die, might as well try.
YO
oh shit
he puts his hands up like he’s pleading and catches the guy completely off guard. i mean. he’s got a gun. guy’s on his knees. he feels totally safe and in control of the situation. then the guys hands are right next to the gun and he surprises him and immediately tilts the weapon up and away from him and yanks the arm down while thrusting his legs forward to kneecap the guy and manages to wrench the gun away
so shit now the second guy is on the ground with probably a broken knee and no gun and the first guy has the weapon and is fucking free and clear remember this me you need to remember this
Re blogging this because there is change this might save a life.
yeah guys!! go ahead and try this if you’re in a life or death situation even without any proper training what-so-ever..
*begins vigilant training*
(via paper-shepard-deactivated201610)
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a vampire and a piece of gum argue a lot
please do this on anon
please do this in my inbox and I will try to guess it.
alleged stockholm syndrome; these allegations have yet to be proven true mane
two dubstep artists do butt stuff
A Bulky robot and a scissor head robot
A psychologist and a bug
space homos
cotton candy pone and steroids pone
(via jitterbugjive)
i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys
THIS IS GREAT BUT PEOPLE LITERALLY WON’T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR BRA STRAP IF IT IS FALLING DOWN NOBODY GIVES A SHIT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN ASS SOCIETY YOU’RE MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF
The only people who give a damn about bra straps are shitty celebrity media (Like TMZ or crappy magazines) and teachers because apparently they don’t know women wear bras.
(via mysticbaconslice)
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urgh! fucking gamer guys! I bet he doesn’t even know how to turn it on
the ps4 is laying next to a maybe naked nathan fillion im p. sure it’s already turned on
It may be turned on but I don’t think it’s plugged in yet.
(via adurot)
