Silver Tongue

Jan 04

corabael:
“ madlori:
“ ingonyama70:
“ crotchkat-vantass:
“ alextsundere:
“ MINDBLOWN
”
That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read
” ”
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
”
I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every...

corabael:

madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That

Right there

Is every single book you’ve ever read

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.

I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.

I would love to get this as a tattoo

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

No need to be a dick about it, he’s trying his hardest.

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replace one word in your url with the word “nipple”

kilalabunnies:

Nipplebunnies….

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a-random-nipple

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captainarlert:
“ frothyfrothy-loins:
“ askinnyblackman:
“ sexuallyfrustratedshark:
“ tunnaa-unnaa:
“ oh no it’s the tie tans
”
………….
…….
….
what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit
”
can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be...

captainarlert:

frothyfrothy-loins:

askinnyblackman:

sexuallyfrustratedshark:

tunnaa-unnaa:

oh no it’s the tie tans

………….

…….

….

what the shit

they are wearing ties

what the shit

can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”

sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering

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sirphilliam:
“I don’t remember posting this but I drew it weeks ago
I don’t know why I drew this
”
You drew because tumblr needs more freckle bottoms

sirphilliam:

I don’t remember posting this but I drew it  weeks ago

I don’t know why I drew this

You drew because tumblr needs more freckle bottoms

deductivereasonable:
“ h34rken:
“ put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
”
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
”
Dip it in chloroform and watch people nap forever

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

Dip it in chloroform and watch people nap forever

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fuckyeahdragonage:

readthebloodybook:

Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing: 

Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message. 

Unless you’re anon of course!

I will answer privately if they ask to or if it would cause drama but if they continue to cause more drama than necessary, I will make all the posts public.

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