MINDBLOWN
That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read
That’s it. This is my next tattoo.
I was thinking “cool” right up until “that right there is every single book you’ve ever read” because wow.
I would love to get this as a tattoo
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boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow
penis
thanks for your contribution
No need to be a dick about it, he’s trying his hardest.
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Nipplebunnies….
a-random-nipple
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oh no it’s the tie tans
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what the shit
they are wearing ties
what the shit
can someone photoshop a tack onto one of them so it can be “a tack on tie tan”
sometimes I forget that the actual show is death and pain and suffering
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I don’t remember posting this but I drew it weeks ago
I don’t know why I drew this
You drew because tumblr needs more freckle bottoms
put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit
take a nap on a fucking ski lift
Dip it in chloroform and watch people nap forever
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Since I did my post explaining that I will almost always respond to asks privately, I have been flooded with messages from friendly people. So I thought this might be worth doing:
Reblog if you respond to messages privately rather than publishing them, and people are welcome to message you without fear of everyone reading their message.
Unless you’re anon of course!
I will answer privately if they ask to or if it would cause drama but if they continue to cause more drama than necessary, I will make all the posts public.
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