i hate the tech industry so much. FUCK apple. i hate minimalism and sleekness. oooohhh we made this computer the thickness and weight of a piece of construction paper. you cant plug anything into it and it has 2 gb of storage space. ooooh it has no power button isnt that conceptual? look at how sleek it is. its battery lasts 5 minutes and if you touch it with any more force than the gentlest whisper of a rose petal it will shatter and we intentionally designed it to be impossible to repair on your own. it will break on its own in a year tops. ooh its so sleek and efficient
Hey, remember when yall couldn’t shit the fuck up about Chinese propaganda on tik tok? Hope yall warriors against propaganda have the same energy ready for Instagram
Gonna have myself a delicious chocolate croissant.
But I better heat it up first. Much yummier that way.
The question I’ve gotten the most on this trapdoor murder basement microwave post is “why???” and while there is a perfectly reasonable explanation, I’m tempted to let it remain a mystery.
However one thing that saddens me is the fact that no one has noticed you have to pretty much stand on top of an actual well to use the microwave.
not to be like normal people scare me but i just had to explain the concept of a wizard to a guy whose brain is apparently so untainted by any kind of media he did not know what a wizard was