Silver Tongue

Jan 03

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“Player: “They don’t give a ship”
DM: “Okay, next player to make a pun gets minus 50 exp.”
Player: “I want to talk to the water nixies”
DM: “About what”
Player: “Current events””

silver-tongues-blog asked: Psst, happy, what if you were to replace rossys shampoo with pink coat dye?

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“Pink coat dye and glitter~”

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esqurr:

esqurr:

bird orb

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Borb

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askthisfoxy:
“ Five Nights at Jerry’s then?
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That is tom. Obviously jerryis the nightgaurd.

askthisfoxy:

Five Nights at Jerry’s then?

That is tom. Obviously jerryis the nightgaurd.

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betty-tea-dead:

a-random-mod:

smallandsad:

can you guys imagine what it would be like if James and Lily had never been killed and Harry wasn’t the chosen one but he still got himself into random crazy shennanigans with Ron and Hermoine anyways

“James, our son flew a car to Hogwarts and crashed it”

“That sounds wicked" 

"nO JAMES”

Snape would be evil and nevil would be the one who lived

Wait wait wait but Snape would of been Harry’s godfather because before You-Know-Douche did the thing, Snape actually made up with the Potters?

At least I think I heard about JK saying something like that.

no, snape went against voldemort when he started targeting the potters. Sirius would be harrys godfather because he would not be accused for revealing their location.

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Jan 02

smallandsad:

can you guys imagine what it would be like if James and Lily had never been killed and Harry wasn’t the chosen one but he still got himself into random crazy shennanigans with Ron and Hermoine anyways

“James, our son flew a car to Hogwarts and crashed it”

“That sounds wicked" 

"nO JAMES”

Snape would be evil and nevil would be the one who lived

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fangpony:

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charlesoberonn:

officialjanefoster:

Things we are supposed to have by 2015:

Hoverboards:

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Holograms: 

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Self tying shoes:

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Things we have in 2015!

HOVERBOARDS:

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HOLOGRAMS:

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SELF TYING SHOES:

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we did it. we made all the stuff back to the future said we would and we did it on time go us!

links to cool future stuff:

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hologram

Shoes

We’re still 15 Jaws movies short

Blame biff for breaking jaws.

The shoes literally look identical

That’s because people were preparing for 2015 to be full of back to the future references and back to the future merchandise is gonna be selling a lot this year.

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