jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
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jumping out of helicopters is dangerous
you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground
what do you mean they dont make it to the ground
where do they go
(via mysticbaconslice)
I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.
This fucking this^^^
I’ve always loved this.
I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.
Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.
Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.
I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.
My old coworker was one of those guys. Big, bearded, played in a hardcore metal band. One day another coworker’s laptop was stolen from the breakroom, so metal-head bought him a brand new one.
That guy was really a huge teddy bear.
It’s on a similar topic. Not metal, but similar. J. K. Rowling was inspired by a big biker she met once who talked about how well his cabbage garden was doing to make Hagrid.
(via smartydoesstuff)
don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna
“I wish I could draw!” No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.
SOMEONE SAID IT
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shout out to people who reblog my art
it’s like when you doodle something and your mom puts it up on the fridge except it’s the internet
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Fun facts about your sign here
(via zodiacmind)
Things we are supposed to have by 2015:
Hoverboards:
Holograms:
Self tying shoes:
Things we have in 2015!
HOVERBOARDS:
HOLOGRAMS:
SELF TYING SHOES:
we did it. we made all the stuff back to the future said we would and we did it on time go us!
links to cool future stuff:
We’re still 15 Jaws movies short
Blame biff for breaking jaws.
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