Silver Tongue

Jan 12

clairefrasersbitch:

moodboard

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liberalsarecool:

#MedicareForAll

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pardon-my-venting:

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

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woodlights:

people who have tons of ocs are so powerful…how do you do it…got the population of france living in ur head…meanwhile if i don’t obsessively think about the same two dumbasses i’ll die

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murkmen:

skynya:
murkmen:
need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim
hey liz what does this mean

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toastynoneofyourbusiness:

Everyone always admires SCP for the horror. But NOBODY talks about how genuinely funny some of them are (and no, I’m not counting J’s):
The box that is entirely designed to piss off the nearest person in the vicinity in an extremely specific and personalized manner
The pills that were intended to give whoever swallowed them radiation poisoning, but instead make them explode with bananas
The roll of infinite toilet paper that abides by the laws of conservation of energy, thus causing nuclear explosions if too much or too little is used
The tub and water who each have their own respective personalities and constantly argue about communism vs. capitalism
The tomatoes that throw themselves at you at a speed relative to how terrible you joke is
A coffee machine with a keypad that dispenses (almost) any liquid
A guy that is constantly lost, can’t be tracked, and anyone who finds him gets lost with him
A statue who moves when you stop looking at it, but instead of snapping your neck, it just tries to startle you
Three words: The Nerfing Gun
A Wendy’s with a haunted bottomless freezer that sometimes plays Frank Sinatra
A bag of inifinite potatoes
I am a toaster

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transmasc-positive:

silver-tongues-blog:
opalescentdragon:
lunarcanine:
dragon-in-a-fez:
consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about
Teen: *gets a job*
“I GOT THE JOB!”
Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family
Teen: *gets all A’s*
“I worked really hard!”
Parents: Well, of course you did, this is the expectation, not a celebration.
probably why so many teens take to social media where they can enthusiastically share their interests and achievements and get positive feedback that their parents never gave
Also they only place value on whatever the deem worthy. It only seems like we don’t care because we’re not putting energy into what you say is important.

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aperture-of-consciousness:

2012 might as well of had people shitting in the streets and dying from the plague it was such a dark period in human history

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