Silver Tongue

Dec 31

Who is the ‘they’ in “You know what they say?" 

I honestly don’t know because thee only they I know of is everyone else but everyone else says these things because everyone else knows that 'they’ say things. So if they say it because they say it, who was the first they?

when it’s late at night and you draw like this

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And then you go to sleep and wake up drawing like this

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prophet-0f-fluff:

anti-tucute:

genderspatial:

geoffsarms:

queer achievement hunter

  • transgender michael cursing out anyone who calls him a girl
  • bisexual polygamous ray who is in a relationship with both tina and markiplier
  • genderfluid gavin who occasionally borrows meg’s dresses
  • (mad) drag queen ryan who makes all the girls jealous with how well he wings his eyeliner
  • agender jack who wears whatever the fuck they want
  • intersex geoff who will beat up anyone who tries to bully his makeshift family

(inspired by fakeahcomics stream doodles of bara ryan and trans michael)

You can’t headcanon real people as trans you fucking weirdo.

why are you headcanoning real people as intersex

These are real people with defined gender identities, not fictional characters! Don’t go giving gender or sexuality headcanons to people who exist and have their own identity! That’s really fucking rude, not to mention misgendering and sexuality erasure! Just fucking stop!

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mrbritishhimself:
“ quimeshine:
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Someone tell the poor bastard
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mrbritishhimself:

quimeshine:

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Someone tell the poor bastard

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alfa995:

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

that dog fakes dying just to get a burger. That dog is an asshole.

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fangsartworkshop asked: 53, 58, and 59

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Anonymous asked: 36 42 53

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Anonymous asked: 18 21 23

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primadonna-gavin:
“ spoonspoonfork:
“ alskylark:
“ lizzymodblog:
“ dizorthegnome:
“ superpsyguy:
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In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!
In other words…
There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!
” ”
Hold it!
Wikipedia and...

primadonna-gavin:

spoonspoonfork:

alskylark:

lizzymodblog:

dizorthegnome:

superpsyguy:

In this photo you can clearly see both of Kirby’s hands!

In other words…

There is NO WAY Kirby could have taken a selfie!!


Hold it!


Wikipedia and Urban Dictionary both define a “selfie” as a photo of someone, taken by themselves. Usually from arm length, or through a mirror. So even if Kirby did ask someone else to take the picture for him…

It still wouldn’t count as a selfie!

You are ignoring the fact that most cameras have a fancy option to use a timer that takes the picture when the taker activates it.

Kirby could’ve perfectly used this option to take the picture, which even in your urban dictionary definition would still count as a selfie.

Since,

HE STILL MADE IT HIMSELF!!

why is it that whenever the phoenix wright fandom hijacks a post its always over something trivial and never anything serious like a murder case

oH IM SORRY LET ME GO MURDER SOMEONE SO WE CAN HAVE A MURDER CASE

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