Silver Tongue

Dec 30

Ken Ham: You can’t prove the earth is older than 4,000 yrs old

Bill Nye: There are trees almost 7,000 yrs old.

sparkling-snake-deactivated2016 asked: Silver's charade is the equivalent of a person making a crude crayon drawing on a paper plate, sticking it on there face and saying he was someone completly different. And somehow people fell for it.

jitterbugjive:

Like Team Rocket? 8D

Team rocket actually had some good disguises. Well, their desguises had good designs and looked great. Don’t insult team rocket because they took pride in their work and each persona they had was unique and original.

churchsext:

i hate when people say wikipedia isn’t reliable because anyone can change it like are u kidding me have u ever tried to edit a wikipedia article they instantly ban u for like removing a comma

Not to mention wikipedia updates its facts as new evidence comes to light whereas textbooks take a whole generation to update.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

I should write a book and say in the book that it’s 100% true and everyone who says it isn’t is wrong because it says it’s true in the book and that other people are wrong.

My dad started watching sherlock because of hobbit and moffat. 

calliopes-choice-cherub-rump:
“ pruss-in-boots:
“ crusherccme:
“ found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
”
i just love the sassy ones
‘it doesn’t feel good’ 'neither does...

calliopes-choice-cherub-rump:

pruss-in-boots:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

i just love the sassy ones

‘it doesn’t feel good’ 'neither does sleeping alone bitch’ 'maybe u should try the next size down lol’

'it spoils the mood’ 'so does your attitude’

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Pizza vs. Your Crush

dominos:

While your crush is beautiful, so is pizza. You get the same butterflies in your stomach when your crush talks to you as when the delivery guy rings the doorbell.

Domino’s has a Pizza Tracker. Your crush does not. Unpredictability is your crush’s downfall.

The winner in this battle royale is pizza.

Pizza vs. Your Crush

Why not just date a pizza delivery person so you can have both?

(via adurot)

zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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