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i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
I’m pretty sure that’s most of the problems.
(via mysticbaconslice)
Because a normal donut is too feminine
luvin this bro nut
bronut in my mouth
mm yeah bro I can’t wait to get a big hot mouthful of some bro nut, maybe I can combine it with some thick & creamy dude milk
when gendering products backfires so well
It’s so manly it tastes like dick
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
Dear parents of LGBT+ young people:
You should be less worried about your offspring being influenced into their LGBT+ identities by people they met online, and more worried about the fact that they go online to meet people that will give them the acceptance and support that you haven’t.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
/SLAMS BUTTON
/SMASHES FACE ON BUTTON
/DROPS A TEN TON WEIGHT ON BUTTON
/SLAM DUNKS JUPITER ON BUTTON
If they mean feminists, then slams button. If they mean SJW feminists then I would be a bit more cautious.
(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)
(via gassymexican)
Of course Fox is angry about progressive sexuality education. Let’s just leave kids uninformed, confused and in the closet.
“…Another worksheet reads like a how-to on obtaining consent from a possible sexual partner and offers possible statements like “Do you want to go back to my place?” and “Is it OK if I take my pants off?””
“They were also taught about gender identity with the “Genderbread Person,” a play on the name of the holiday cookie, to teach them on how to identify themselves as either, “agender,” “bigender,” and “two spirit” to name a few.”
Gasp. Shocking.
wow yea what a terrible thing to teach kids, what a horrible thing that they should learn more about themselves instead of staying uneducated and ignorant of their true selves. make them perfect little drones of no self expression.
of fucking course Fox news is made. the dickwads
This is the way sexual education has been going in my country for decades and it seems to work just fine, so I don’t see the problem in a little bit of early information.
The problem is that fox likes to report on progression like it’s a bad thing and the other problem is that american sex ed is just a bunch of people saying “don’t have sex” rather than educating.
Japanese elevator prank.
I would have taken the stairs.
I’m pretty sure jesus doesn’t know how to drive
(via mysticbaconslice)
