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I bet it’s a bicycle
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Anonymous asked: Hey A Random Mod, have you met That (One) Random Mod?
No. This is mostly due to the fact that “that one random mod” does not exist as a tumblr url.
>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city
>don’t know why the guards let him in
>figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over
>Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing
>Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent
>I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city.
>Dragon shows up
>Ohthankthegods
>Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon
>End of my worries
>He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul
>According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself.
>Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust
>Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible
>Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards
>He leaves without a word
>Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.FUCK
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Friendly reminder that 20 thousand people are watching your every words and judging you with everything you post and if you post one thing people don’t agree with they will let you know with death threats and doxxing because that’s how tumblr do.
that says 20 thousand posts, you dummy
you really think i have 20 thousand followers? pfft. i’ve barely got 550.
I almost have 500
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So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate.
the fucked up reality of our society