Silver Tongue

Dec 20

they-callme-bigdaddy:
“ saccharinecynicism:
“ protosaber363:
“ sosungalittleclodofclay:
“ iguessilltryitout:
“ the-bagel-king:
“ iguessilltryitout:
“ why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it
who the fuck is gonna see this and be...

they-callme-bigdaddy:

saccharinecynicism:

protosaber363:

sosungalittleclodofclay:

iguessilltryitout:

the-bagel-king:

iguessilltryitout:

why would you even get this it doesnt have the cats name on it

who the fuck is gonna see this and be like “well now I know whose cat it is”

I don’t want to alarm you but…

-cough- It’s not meant for cats -cough-

Better change it to Puppy then because that’s stupid

uh

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Lmao

I would like this.

(via jwcartoonist)

jwblogofrandomness:
“drawnblog:
“ Succinct commentary on the recent DC Comics controversy.
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This is one reason why I don’t read many of the main DC comics series.
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I miss original teen titans. Terra was the best character.

jwblogofrandomness:

drawnblog:

Succinct commentary on the recent DC Comics controversy.

(via Shortpacked! - Math)

This is one reason why I don’t read many of the main DC comics series.

I miss original teen titans. Terra was the best character.

(via jwcartoonist)

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lifehackable:
“more life hacks that involve pizza and other things that make life better here
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Actually, most delivery places will not allow you to ride with the delivery person home. There are only rare occasions in which it is allowed. Also, your...

lifehackable:

more life hacks that involve pizza and other things that make life better here

Actually, most delivery places will not allow you to ride with the delivery person home. There are only rare occasions in which it is allowed. Also, your distance from the delivery place does not make the people make the food faster.

(via guardingafterdawn-deactivated20)

Tumblr famous checklist

Woot, I am halfway to being tumblr famous!

Anonymous asked: Hey hi question: what the fuck is your problem? Lmao

I’m a sarcastic asshole who doesn’t like taking shit from people. When someone tries to make me feel bad, I point out flaws in their statements. I am brutally honest and have no respect for people who treat people as though they weren’t human.

Basically, don’t be a shit and there won’t be any problems. Of course, the fact that you think I am the one with a problem tells me you have been at the receiving ends of my mocking and the fact that you are anon tells me you are nothing but a coward hiding from the fact that whatever you did is your own fault.

I tell things the way they are. If you don’t like it, that’s fan-tucking-fastic but it won’t change the situation at hand. It’s better to accept the truth and work to make things better than to reject it and go on living a fantasy.

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lizzymodblog:

If I can’t die while lighting myself on fire, jumping off a building and holding a CD-player that’s playing Blue Swede’s Hooked on a Feeling then I’m not gonna die at all.

Ooga chaka ooga ooga

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