Silver Tongue

Mar 05

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

tiktok has me STRESSED with their “cleaning aesthetic” vids, so here’s some things you should NOT mix when cleaning, and keep in mind that these can be components in cleaners that should not be mixed (for example, windex usually has ammonia in it and thus should be treated the same way):

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good rule of thumb: always stick to one cleaner per surface/item that you’re cleaning to avoid interactions

i don’t vibe with the energy of some of the tags on this, so i wanted to clarify that this is not at ALL written in the spirit of “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THIS, IDIOT”

you don’t know what you don’t know until you learn it

if you didn’t know this before, now you do! that’s great!

(via rosexknight)

i-wanna-be-cute:
“prguitarman:
“I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle”
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
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i-wanna-be-cute:

prguitarman:

I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
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i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic

(via crouton-knight)

apisashla:

bretongirlreblogs:

pseudomantis:

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glad that skyrim chose the most horrifying way ever to have mannequins

when i walked into a room after a loading area a mannequin turned its face to look at me and then it just froze in that postion

once i woke up in the house in raven rock and all the mannequins near the bed had stepped forwards and i never did sleep in there again

I’m glad op clarified that this was about skyrim because I kinda thought the screenshotted post was just making a hypothesis about real life

(via crouton-knight)

ace-spacepup:

athenafg26:

viostormcaller:

stimman4000:

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NOW THIS IS MY AESTHETIC

Me at the beginning of this: oh these chocolate art videos are always pretty cool

Me halfway through this video: …wait, is this a chocolate castle, that’s pretty neat

And then: is thAT A DRAGON?! OH MY GOD

@pokefan211

(via rosexknight)

ace-spacepup:

athenafg26:

viostormcaller:

stimman4000:

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NOW THIS IS MY AESTHETIC

Me at the beginning of this: oh these chocolate art videos are always pretty cool

Me halfway through this video: …wait, is this a chocolate castle, that’s pretty neat

And then: is thAT A DRAGON?! OH MY GOD

@pokefan211

(via rosexknight)

spinningyarns:

coolcatgroup:

treacle-a:

cat-memes-only:

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This is art

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NICE

If I caption this “I can haz cheezburger?” do you think the fabric of time and space will rip and we’ll be flung violently back into our own past?

(via aeritus)

pokemonheritageposts:
“thesanityclause:
“ blacksheepboybucky:
“ nerdgasrnz:
“ moriartystayingalive:
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“ moriartystayingalive:
“ Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable...

pokemonheritageposts:

thesanityclause:

blacksheepboybucky:

nerdgasrnz:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

moriartystayingalive:

Um… how the fuck is there a lure on an unreachable pokestop? Like, I’m watching this thing, and there are no boats near it. Why is there a stop even out there?

I mean, I have a kayak at home. I could go get it and paddle out there just to see what the deal is. Is it worth it?

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I AM FUCKING DOING THIS.

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I am literally sitting here in a kayak catching pokemon, and I still can’t figure out how someone got a lure on this pokestop. It’s just me out here, no other boats, like what the hell. People on the shore are staring at me. I can feel them judging me for actually paddling out to this pokestop. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL.

When I got back to the shore, a guy asked me if he could borrow my kayak to get the pokestop, and now I’m charging people $10 a pop to use it.

Pokemon is amazing this is like those moments when you would play the games and you gotta use “Surf” to see what item’s on the sandbar across the way

My first instinct was to dismiss this as a fabrication but then i remembered that summer 2016 was just like that

I miss summer 2016. It felt like an innocent fun time.

Pokemon Heritage Post

(via moonpaw)

jumpingjacktrash:

writing-prompt-s:

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?

second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.

me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.

alien scientists: (staring)

me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.

first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)

second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.

me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.

me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?

scientists: (silence)

me: … oh my god.

scientists: we’re grad students.

(via adurot)

only-tiktoks:

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