Silver Tongue

Jan 11

turing-tested:

turing-tested:

good news everyone I talked to god and she said that karkat vantas has peets

@moonpaw was nice enough to demonstrate

(via moonpaw)

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chefpyro:

itssimonbeck:

chefpyro:

itssimonbeck:

chefpyro:

chefpyro:

jesse pinkman in the house *slappy slappy slappy slap slap*

WOO *slappy slappy slap, slappy slappy slap slappy, slappy slappy slappy slap*

BITCH

BITCH

little bitch

I made you my bitch!

BITCH

BITCH

i am….
the danger

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via aeritus)

(Source: talesof4chan, via chefpyro)

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[video]

chucktaylorupset:

averruncusho:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

#i’ll ask a rich person where the trash is#and they’re like ‘oh right here’#then lead me down 2 hallways through a secret passage and into a cellar#and the trash is in the farthest corner of the cellar in its own closet#and it’s sensor-activated

why are these tags so funny

THE BIN OF AMONTILLADO

There is nowhere to throw away trash in a rich man’s house except in his face

(Source: whitepeopletwitter, via jadewares)

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

I like when a cartoon doesn’t have any child characters in it cause navigating through its fandom becomes a little easier

Look, I’d take the occasional zootopia abortion comic over whatever the south park fandom is doing every day

(via chefpyro)