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bioshock infinite’s entire plot is basically
Fun facts about your sign here
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If you’re protesting abortion, the Supreme Court says you can get right in women’s faces and scream at them on their way into the clinic. Because freedom of speech.
But if you try and protest the murder of a black man, you get tear gas fired at you.
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I had a sudden realization.
The Doctor can speak baby without the TARDIS translating and the TARDIS can’t translate baby. You know what other language the TARDIS won’t translate? Gallifreyan. Because it’s already in Gallifreyan. What if babies speak Gallifreyan?
It also doesn’t translate horse.
or maybe often enough doctor who’s internal logic is ignored in favour of stupid jokes that no one finds funny :U
Here, I think you forgot this

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//ohh..my…god…It’s Scootaloo, not scottaloo XD
this is the best typo my DVR has ever pulled, omfg
[intense whispering] SCOTTALOO
I’m just imagining her saying her lines in a thick Scottish accent now.
AYE, LADDIES, WHERE IS MA KYOOTIEMARK?
I was imagining a trans scootaloo
Pickpocketing
how many puppies does that lady have in that bag
Pugpocketing