Hey, if you work with putting in long combinations of numbers and letters, don’t lie about knowing the phonetic alphabet. If you don’t know it, just tell them so it won’t add any confusion.
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the pizza guy just looked straight behind me, smiled, and went “you both enjoy your pizza” ? i’m alone in my apartment???
*narrows eyes*
I deliver pizzas. I will do this now.
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vgfm:
I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??
Put the sticker back
It actually got worse.
It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.
2 m&ms 1 cup
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Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
wake up america
Don’t forget that he survived by washing ashore an old asian mans island who gave him teh ability to make most of his money.
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As Jon turns away from the grump room he lets out one last, faint “ech”… Arin wants to go to him, tell Jon not to leave, but Dan puts a hand on Arin’s shoulder and tells him softly “It’s no use…”
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