Silver Tongue

Jan 10

persianflaw:

vergess-deactivated20200319:

sleepychipmunk:

stygiandyke:

I love this channel this guy just reviews and picks different locks in a very unbiased, low energy way and every time he gets one open theres 100 comments of people just roasting the hell out of the lock

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lockpicking lawyer if anyone wants to look

This video is exactly as amazing as the title suggested it would be, oh my god.

it’s even better because the first method he shows takes five seconds

jesus, duct tape will be better security than this piece of shit

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reyton:

salora-rainriver:

reyton:

“jedi characters can’t be gay because the jedi code doesn’t allow for romance” listen you major league asshole if i had to sit through two whole movies of hayden christensen and natalie portman then luke skywalker can get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles

that rule doesn’t even apply after the original trilogy, Luke specifically removed that part of the code when he rebuilt the order. 

are you telling me luke skywalker canonically ripped up the jedi order just so he could get a one bedroom and a dog with wedge antilles

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ozymandiasdaioh:
“ ozymandiasdaioh:
“just looking at this i can hear the music from that fucking video lmao
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for context, i present to you the funniest video ever made
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ozymandiasdaioh:

ozymandiasdaioh:

just looking at this i can hear the music from that fucking video lmao

for context, i present to you the funniest video ever made 

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chariientism:

personsonable:

personsonable:

postmarxed:

postmarxed:

*literally any incomprehensible post*

Fallout New Vegas (2010)

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Fallout New Vegas (2010)

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Fallout New Vegas (2010)

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kketcchuupp:

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zonerbonerz:

zonerbonerz:

Just finished a session with some first time D&D players and this is the description sheet for a player’s human bard who casts spells by giving informational speeches

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raw chaotic neutral

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stained-glass-bastard:

lumnch:

mekaremadness:

squorkal:

janetbrown711:

thorinobsessed:

imaginarylock:

crockpotcauldron:

alx-972:

nadhie:

nadhie:

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’
he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

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“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

I want it

okay but have you considered

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quality content

Extreme quality

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

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khm

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What if I told your dad an animated seal-based adaptation of a different Shakespeare play exists

W H A T

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