there will never be another headline that comes close to comparing with this
I mean. it’s from Australia!!! I’m Aussie and I once raised a trans pigeon.
quick question how did you know the pigeon was trans?
so we called him “he” for years. and then one day we found out he could lay eggs. and my brother was like “oh I’m sorry for calling you a boy you’re a she aren’t you-” and the pigeon. started making this ungodly noise. while flapping his wings. in Anger. and I was like “OH you wanna be called he?” and the pigeon cocked his head at me, stopped flapping, settled in his nest, and cooed.
The fuck
Australia is queer, haven’t you learnt that from talking to me?
i just don’t understand why rich people force themselves to eat gross expensive food like caviar and salmon on crackers infused with gold dust or whatever as if eating a whole roll of garlic bread loaded with melted cheese isn’t the height of decadence and indulgence
i’m eating a slice of the cheesey garlic bread i bought from the aldi down the road and i can tell you with certainty that i feel happier right now than any billionaire ever will
Shh they’re gonna hear you and turn it into rich people’s food
the last time people got guillotined it was over the price of bread so they can fucking try
