Silver Tongue

Nov 16

bigalphonse:

gregmendel:

straight boys dress like randomised sims

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ah yes your average straight boy

*no homo*

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rebornica:

illuminati has 10 letters

10 - 10 = 0

0 is the shape of an oval

an eye is the shape of an oval

the illuminati symbol has one eye

illuminati confirmed for illuminati

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rebornica:
“The Toy Fazbear gang releasing their album of the century
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rebornica:

The Toy Fazbear gang releasing their album of the century

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xenithion:
“Ah yes, finally, a soap for REAL AUSTRALIAN MEN, made from only the finest AUSTRALIAN VENOMOUS SPIDERS to VALIDATE YOUR TRUE-BLUE FAIR DINKUM MASCULINITY.
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Isn’t that the spider that the females have sex and then kill their mates? Which...

xenithion:

Ah yes, finally, a soap for REAL AUSTRALIAN MEN, made from only the finest AUSTRALIAN VENOMOUS SPIDERS to VALIDATE YOUR TRUE-BLUE FAIR DINKUM MASCULINITY.

Isn’t that the spider that the females have sex and then kill their mates? Which is why it’s called a black widow? A widow being a female whose partner died? I don’t think that guys wanna bathe with the thought that their girlfriend/wife might kill them. Not the best marketing strategy.

baruti23:
“ drkraest:
“ coonyincognito:
“ This is beautiful. XD
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I’m guessing the brat’s mother tried chewing into them afterwards, too. Control your fucking children. Getting a cart to the ankle fucking hurts.
And to the people who say that the...

baruti23:

drkraest:

coonyincognito:

This is beautiful. XD

I’m guessing the brat’s mother tried chewing into them afterwards, too. Control your fucking children. Getting a cart to the ankle fucking hurts.

And to the people who say that the person should have spoken to the kid’s mom, watch the beginning of the gif. They did. The mother didn’t do shit.

It actually looks like the mother turns her son to do it again

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I’m trying to go to sleep but I’m scared that my insomnia is coming back and that’s making it harder to sleep and it’s a vicious cycle and I almost had it but every little noise jerks me awake.

Nov 15

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