Silver Tongue

Nov 13

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jitterbugjive:

“Some people don’t feel that way, therefor no one should.”

I hate this logic so much.

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ask-factory-scootaloo asked: Darn it... I wanted to be Jesus. Then I could turn my enemies into wine.

only 75% wine.

Also, to turn wine into  water, you would probably need to get some antichrist. Take that overly religious AA members!

I like how AA groups are like “I’m an alcoholic but jesus fixed that” when jesus was like “Yo, this party sucks. BOOM! All water is wine now! drink the fuck up!”

ask-factory-scootaloo asked: I'm not Jesus, but...

Well, that’s usually followed by a homophobic or sexist thing.

Like “I’m not jesus but he doesn’t want htis thing that he was actually totally into.”

Like seriously, he and judas were totally gay. He washed judas’s feet a lot which was basically slang for sexing them… And his best friend, Mary Magdalene was a prostitute. Also, his first miracle was turning water to wine.

Jesus was a gay alcoholic who’s best platonic friend was a prostitute.

Nov 12

A helpful tip foe life

Whenever someone say “I’m not XXX but…”

They are X. It doesn’t matter what the X is. The ex could be “racist” or it could be “Participating in drama” whenever it is followed by the word “but” they are it.