so i chose mafiosa for shits and giggles to see how quickly people would suspect me
but then i got this role and just
lol irony
Omg, we’re both in luck, I usually choose The Doctor, and usually my role is either Doctor, Medium, or Witch, so kinda fits.
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Jester named Jester is the best though
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Anonymous asked: MIKEXFLOOR OTP4LYF
Mike: *closes door*
MIKEXDOOR BUTTON OTP :333
Mike: *talks*
MIKEXHIS VOICE BOX OTP 5EVER!!1!1!
Mike: *exists*
MIKEXTHE PLANE OF EXISTENCE XDDD
Isn’t rebornica the plane of existence personafied?
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HERE’S THE THING THOUGH
I used to work for a call center and I was doing a political survey and I called this number that was randomly generated for me and the way our system worked was voice-activated so when the other person said hello you’d get connected to them, so I just launch right into my “Harvard University and NPR blah blah blah” thing and then there’s this long pause and I think the person’s hung up even though I didn’t hear a click
And then I hear “you shouldn’t be able to call this number.”
So I apologize and go into the preset spiel about because we aren’t selling anything, etc. etc. and the answer I get is
“No, I know that. What I mean is that it should be impossible for you to call this number, and I need to know how you got it.”
I explain that it’s randomly generated and I’m very sorry for bothering him, and go to hang up. And before I can click terminate, I hear:
“Ma’am, this is a matter of national security.”
I accidentally called the director of the FBI.
My job got investigated because a computer randomly spit out a number to the Pentagon.
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Fun facts about your sign here
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