Silver Tongue

Nov 07

firehouselight:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

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admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

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Yeah no kidding.

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lizzymodblog:

blazing-forge:

lizzymodblog:

You know what they say, you can’t bake a pie without pissing off Tumblr.

First you add flour, then some sugar and salt, and then you accidentally say something offensive to a group of people you didn’t even know existed.

Then you realize that said group of people is really just a bunch of teenaged fuckwits playing in the oppression olympics with some made-up bullshit, and stop giving a fuck.

And then you crack an egg into the bowl.

Then you use the titular ingredient. Apples, cherries, peaches, not cherries though. Cherries are disgusting. And if you use apples, you need to slice them and put them in a cinnamon, milk and confectioners sugar mix before pouring in the base.

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lizzymodblog:
“ GOD DAMN IT
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE POST LINKS IF THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK EVERYWHERE
THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY TIME
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Does this one work for you? I don’t know if this one is regional or global but it’s a link to many shows...

lizzymodblog:

GOD DAMN IT

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE POST LINKS IF THEY DON’T FUCKING WORK EVERYWHERE

THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY TIME

Does this one work for you? I don’t know if this one is regional or global but it’s a link to many shows like korra and gravity falls and shit.

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ultrafacts:
“ aussietory:
“ third-way-is-best-way:
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“ kvotheunkvothe:
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EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.
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but why
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Because it got burned....

ultrafacts:

aussietory:

third-way-is-best-way:

tuxedoandex:

kvotheunkvothe:

ultrafacts:

Source For more facts follow Ultrafacts

EVERY TIME SOMEONE BRINGS UP THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA I GET SO ANGRY.

but why

Because it got burned. All of that knowledge, lost forever.

The library was destroyed over 1000’s of years ago. The library consisted of thousands of scrolls and books about mathematics, engineering, physiology, geography, blueprints, medicine, plays, & important scriptures. Thinkers from all over the Mediterranean used to come to Alexandria to study.Most of the major work of civilization up until that point was lost. If the library still survived till this day, society may have been more advanced and we would sure know more about the ancient world.

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freaky-pixie:

kairibloodheart:

gwaindrifter:

You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?

I mean

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This shit

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was beautiful.

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Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation. Preach

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pokemon throughout life

Elementaryschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My eevee will OWN YOU!

Middleschool: Huh? I-I don’t play pokemon… *hides gameboy advanced*

Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My pachurisu will OWN YOU!

Post Highschool: Fuck yeah, pokemon! My snivy will OWN YOU!