Silver Tongue

Nov 02

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Anonymous asked: I have self control too but I'll just be sitting there then *sudden boner* and its just "where did you come from? I was freaking turning on my computer!"

wardenasksthings:

I don’t get those…
Usually boners happen from either dirty talking or…specific voices…

Many times, random boners come from batters being full and pressing on your prostate causing feelings of arousal. That is what causes morning wood.

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silver-tongues-blog asked: I Just realized something. If jot went through the mirror, he would become a dog. what breed would he be?

jitterbugjive:

jotthedragon:

jitterbugjive:

CORGI TOTALLY

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life is complete

How did I miss this

disarms:

weteevee:

strangecharmer:

weteevee:

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

jesus christ that took a turn

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Anonymous asked: boobs r gr8 fact

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Butts are better