Fun facts about your sign here
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That is too much power for one human being
watch out. The cockroaches will try to steal it and create an intergalactic war.
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“*WHIRLS SNAPE OUT OF THE WAY*
DID YOU
*SHOVES MINERVA INTO A WALL*
PUT YOUR NAME
*KNOCKS OVER A TABLE AGGRESSIVELY*
IN THE GOBLET
*GRABS HARRY AND SLAMS HIM INTO THE WALL*
OF FIRE!?!?!?1111?!?!111321I3591130583FERGEKLJRKGJ GRLGJWRLKGVJLKJ G” Dumbledore asked calmly.
we’re never gonna get over this are we
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“Samus is cool, but he’s not as good as shiek. Shiek was cool because he was a ninja who helped zelda get through the temples.” — a-spoopy-mod (via conspicuouslad)
I just realized I’m basically a cursed undead because every time I make a bad pun or joke, I die a little and lose some of my humanity.
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