Anonymous asked: is it wrong to be guy, who is friends with a girl, and only that. Because apparently, it is, you can't be friends with a girl without others guys pretty much telling you that they are only sextoys, and nothing else. All those guys think about is sex.
You can be friends with any gender.
A can count the number of my (IRL) male friends on one hand. I need three to count my female friends.
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Guess what I got at the thrift store
is it a number 2? use that shit on every scantron
every time someones like
“please take out your number 2 pencil”
take it out and scream“ME HOY MENOY”
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I am so sorry
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you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor
one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me
Sneak into the army and this won’t.
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im losing my mind
My white friend’s mom made this exact meal when I spent the night in 10th grade. It felt like chewing on dust
oh
my
god
do poc not eat chicken and vegetables ?
Lmfao look at this comment
I’m so confused because this is a genuine meal in England? is this some inside usa joke i dont get or something
The joke is that ya’ll had the nerve to invade 90% of the earth for spices and then not use a single one.
That chicken is uncooked AND the potatoes are missing butter and skin. Now, chicken and potatoes ARE good but when cooked properly.
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My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
Excuse me bitch math is green science is blue
hell no math is blue. science is green. literature is red and social studies is yellow
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no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.
and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.
Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks
Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred
imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks
Imagine a dolphin with human legs. Like a normal fucking dolphin except it gets up and walks around on human legs. Wouldn’t that be fucking nuts. Just my contribution to this post.
Imagine Zsaasz in this universe.
