Silver Tongue

Oct 14

maxwell5123 asked: Sister has convinced my mom to take my computer because why the fuck not, this better be a bluff because if it's not fuck my family I'll move in with a friend

scraps-is-busy:

What kind of things can a person say that convinces somebody to take away something somebody else owns? 

Lies. that’s what someone can say to take stuff from someone

Wallmount The Complete Saga

saintbennithy:

bagleopard:

Avatar fans are just running all the “Toph is blind” jokes into the ground

but then again i guess that’s the only way she’ll be able to see them

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adurot:
“gearholder:
“lapdragons:
“ youremybrandnewday:
“ letsgetfitwithdisney:
“ nosdrinker:
“ baimbaie:
“ captainspensaurus:
“ the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know...

adurot:

gearholder:

lapdragons:

youremybrandnewday:

letsgetfitwithdisney:

nosdrinker:

baimbaie:

captainspensaurus:

the fact that there’s only about 5000 people who’ve reblogged this scares me. That means that less that 5000 people know where these come from.

I feel old…

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar

Literally everyone.

I am 18.. What is the very hungry caterpillar?

are you joking

So you’re thinking: ”It can’t be that old”?

Why, you are correct!

It’s even older.

Pretty sure it’s an anime reference…

How can there be people who don’t remember it on this website. It was still popular ten years ago. I could understand if a 10yr old was like “i odn’t get it” but the fact that someone who is the same age as me does not understand makes me think he’s just an uncultured swine.

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beckdamisendgame:
“ theyahooanswers:
“ Am I gay?
”
HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN
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the “emo” phase. It’s the phase where you cannot tell males from females.

beckdamisendgame:

theyahooanswers:

Am I gay?

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN

the “emo” phase. It’s the phase where you cannot tell males from females.

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spookymodblog:

jontronshat:

dededestpolis:

revengeance:

smallangryman:

revengeance:

novena5:

revengeance:

I’m so fucking pissed off I just realized they’re called pancakes because they’re cakes you make in a frying pan fuck english.

Waterfall

Oh my fucking god I’m furious.

in which tumblr discovers compound words

Do you ever feel regret.

mouthwash

Toothbrush

Manhole

carwash

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