ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
Lawful good cleric with 800gp: Hey i notice that dress in the window. I was wondering how much it is
700+ elderly elf seamstress: Ah yes. That is a very nice one. Im very proud of it. If youre interested in it, it will be about 3 silver
Cleric: did you say silver?
Seamstress: yes. 3 silver. Im sorry the price is so much but things have been very difficult lately. But i have faith that things will turn up
Cleric: are you sure you really wanna sell it for 3 silver? I mean…
Seamstress: I know, im sorry. i wish i could sell it for less but its been hard enough to keep up with bills
Cleric: I mean… if you could find it in your heart to part with it for 2 silver for little ol’ me?
Entire party:Starts to shame the cleric for scamming this elderly woman with a struggling business out of 1 silver. Cleric didnt even have any silver pieces
“A thumb in the pie burns the bushel”
— dwarven necromancer (via yourplayersaidwhat)
