Silver Tongue

Oct 05

hippopotamus-hi-tops:

things your friends will say if you’ve made a good pun:

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gluttonforpunsihment: “ particularscarf: “ search-the-castle: “ quadrants: “ nitwitsandthingamabobs: “ shinichiwinchester: “ lonely—mountain: “ ridiculousinpiccadilly: “ gallifrey-feels: “ lizrrd-queen: “ satanslittlebuttercup: “ *nearby lesbian...

gluttonforpunsihment:

particularscarf:

search-the-castle:

quadrants:

nitwitsandthingamabobs:

shinichiwinchester:

lonely—mountain:

ridiculousinpiccadilly:

gallifrey-feels:

lizrrd-queen:

satanslittlebuttercup:

*nearby lesbian laughter*

*muffled asexual snickering*

*conflicted pansexual noises*

*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

*asexual snickering increases in volume*

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spookymodblog:

nightguardmod:

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conspicuouslad:

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conspicuouslad:

spookymodblog:

GUYS.

IF I WERE TO WATCH A NEW SHOW, WHICH WOULD YOU RECOMMEND. ONLY PICK ONE.

BREAKING BAD OR SUPERNATURAL?

Gravity Falls

I’M ALREADY WATCHING GRAVITY FALLS YOU FUCKNUGGET

My Little Pony

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Legend of Korra?

WHY AM I FRIENDS WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Leverage. It’s about some criminals helping people and it’s really good.

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askscootaloothings: “Costume #1 : Wizzro from Zelda (?) This is very hard to draw, especially the patterns on the cape. But this is the best I can do. ”

askscootaloothings:

Costume #1 : Wizzro from Zelda (?)

This is very hard to draw, especially the patterns on the cape. But this is the best I can do.

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julystorms: “ kelsium: “ datagoddess: “ This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car. ” “I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me. ” i wanna punch the person who parked that...

julystorms:

kelsium:

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

“I’m so mad about this I’m gonna sidewalk chalk about it,” is an impulse that speaks to me.

i wanna punch the person who parked that truck

Hey, did you know that most insurance covers slashed tires but only if it’s all four tires? If you only slash three, then the owner has to pay from their own pocket! In related news, those tires look expensive.

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Oct 04

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“You believe in the mythologic gods? This means that you’re really stupid.” — INGRIDPETRY