if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??
The elemelons
It’s not “bacon,” it’s a pig.
It’s not “veal,” it’s a calf.
It’s not “steak,” it’s a cow.
It’s not “meat,” it’s an animal…
its not “fruit”, its dividing cells that accumulate fructose…
it’s not delivery. it’s digiorno.
It’s not a scene, it’s a god damn arms race
It’s not “levioSA”, it’s “leviOsa”
Maybe it’s Maybelline
I can’t believe it’s not Butter!
It’s not a turtle, it’s a tortoise.
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What is this Dr Seuss- ass flower?
BE VERY CAREFUL!
The whos live there
Behind the scenes of a pipe organ. Although most people, if they think about it at all, assume that the keys are linked directly to the pipes, and that pressing a key lets compressed air flow from a reservoir, through the appropriate pipe in order to sound the note, this is simply not the case. The keys actually send messages to the person sat behind the pipes (in this case, Mary Jones, 24, of Oklahoma), telling her which pipes to blow through. The compressed air actually runs the system of pneumatic tubes which deliver the messages to Mary. The official job title associated with the position is Organ Operator, although the keyboard players used to refer to it as “The Blow Job”. It was agreed by most organ keyboardists that Barry Chuffworth (1914-1989) gave the best Blow Jobs. However, so little is known about music these days that I’d you ask any five schoolboys who gives the best Blow Jobs, they will likely all agree that it’s your mum.
I am so ashamed I didn’t write this.
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OMFG!!! THANK YOU ALL!!! I CANT BELIEVE THIS! THANK YOU ALL ;A;
- There will be 25 winners!
- 10 peeps will win 5 animated Pointy ponies EACH!!
- 15 will win a still pointy pony!
now your asking, “BUT MORTY!! HOW DO I WIN THIS!!???“ Let me tell you that!
- You have to follow (i will check)
- new followers are welcome~
- Giveaway ends on 1st of November
- Reblogs counts
- likes don’t count
- i will use a random generator
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE >W<
sure, why not
Tens of thousands in Hong Kong are spending the night occupying a major highway, demanding free and fair elections independent of Beijing’s influence. Beijing has responded with militarized police, and is censoring photos of the protests on social media.
Jesus christ!!!
the world is on fire
Hey retarded Ferguson protestors, THIS is protesting. Notice, no one trying to physically hurt others. No one’s looting or vandalizing public and private property.
Hey fucktard, Ferguson has nothing to do with hong kong. Also, they DO protest pecefully until the police throw the tear gas. Then the protesters throw the tear gas far away. don’t try and make the people who are protesting the police protecting a murderer out to be the villain.
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Have you ever seen a post and you’re not sure if they’re talking about you or not?
