Silver Tongue

Sep 28

Enter, Captain Pip.

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conspicuouslad:
lizzymodblog:
I can’t spell chihauhau
I like to pronounce it “chee-hoowa-hoowa”
is that… not how you pronounce it?

It’s pronounced “chi wah wah” isn’t it?

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konkeydongcountry:

grawly:
captainsnoop:
grawly:
remember when Colgate sent out cease and desist letters to 13 year old kids because they were making youtube poops with one very specific video about a rabbit who teaches children how to keep their teeth clean
remember when walrusguy actually got a lawyer and took it to court and got it proven in a court of law that it was completely legal to make youtube poops of doctor rabbit
he did what
and people say youtube poop isn’t a legitimate art form

It’s legal under the parody clause.

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Anonymous asked: I wonder if she was one of the Anons assuming you were an entitled guy. She probably thinks you are.

rosexknight:

god-damn-ponies:
rosexknight:
god-damn-ponies:
rosexknight:
Probably. Judging by the way she was acting she does. But I don’t really give a shit.
I never sent you anons, cunt :)
Name calling. And dragging it on after I unfollowed you. Mature.
You’re the one talking shit about me so uh
I’m not talking shit. I’m truthfully answering questions. I’m not the one going to the blog that unfollowed you and dragging it on.

GDP should be more mad at anon. Anon was the one talking shit.

lizzymodblog:

lizzymodblog:
where is that gif with the girl who is like “i don’t fit in the gender box” and that dude comes by in a dress and says “there is no box”
got it

You know what you want in life. Go get yourself a duck.

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rosexknight:

god-damn-ponies:
My biggest annoyance with dating, especially online, is that there are guys who can’t take a fucking hint. They just don’t get it. I’ve had guys who have sent me simple hi and hey messages for months without catching on that I’m not fucking interested.
Yes this is a problem. That’s why sometimes you have to talk to the guy and tell them you’re not interested. They will likely leave you alone after that. Then you can just be friends.

There was this girl who used to stalk me until I switched schools because I moved. She showed up to homecoming and chased me and the girl I was with…

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bossbitching:

ronaldkn0x:
johnnypsychopath:
thatfunnyblog:
when will it end
he is neither of those
so i thought this was fake but then i googled it and
somebody stop him
“i was born black”