Silver Tongue

Sep 22

mildlyamused:
“ perfidiousverisimilitude:
“ the-exercist:
“ fitblrholics:
“ If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)
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Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their...

mildlyamused:

perfidiousverisimilitude:

the-exercist:

fitblrholics:

If you look at the ingredients list and it’s a bunch of words you don’t even know… neither does your body (x)

Just like if you break apples and grapefruit down into their chemical components, I’m willing to bet that most people wouldn’t recognize the “ingredients” either. It’s a bunch of words you don’t even know:

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Don’t use these scare tactics - Chemicals aren’t inherently bad. Literally everything is made up chemicals. Trust me, your body knows what niacin is. It knows how to digest fructose and calcium sulfate. Even if you only consume the most basic and “real” foods that are pulled directly off the vine, you’re still ingesting a series of chemical compounds that you probably can’t pronounce. That’s okay. 

THIS.

EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS

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centralist:
“ This is the best gif of all time
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centralist:

This is the best gif of all time

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Oi. Any Americans reading this. Question for ya.

lizzymodblog:

Us, the Dutch (and most other Europeans), like to stereotype you guys as fat, gun-toting, war-crazed, homophobic, overly Christian nutters. We know that’s probably just the far right, but that’s just how these stereotypes work.

So, for the sake of equal humiliation, how do Americans stereotype the Dutch? I’d actually like to hear.

Hopefully something more than just Gouda, bikes and windmills, as that’s ancient history at this point. That’s like going to Egypt and expecting everyone to still write in hieroglyphs. Suffice it to say, I’d be severely disappointed.

Anyway, lay it on me. What, if anything, is the Dutch stereotype?

While most people aren’t the steroetype, there is a fair amount of people who are. A majority of the stereotypes live in south western area.
However, we do have many guns but that is because we have the constitutional right to revolt against the government, should they become too powerful and abuse said power. Unfortunately, our education system is very poor and most people don’t realize that. but a revolution will most likely happen in our lifetimes.

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Sep 21

Remember that “Frozen” song? Those were the days.

god-damn-ponies:

equestria-faily:

tigris115:

srsbronydrama:

god-damn-ponies:

Anti brony blogs actually still exist

Lmao what

IKR that is soooooo early 2014

I thought anti-brony blogs died out after Season 1

#only2014broniesremember

Alright who the fuck

2014 was 3 years ago.
Shrek came out 24 years ago
Pokemon is 65 years old.

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jitterbugjive:

I am super annoyed that my youtube channel with Lovestruck Derpy dubs has over 10,000 more subscribers than Doctor Whooves and Assistant’s channel

Because I put my sweat and blood in to that series and I barely care about the Lovestruck dubs

And no matter how much I prod people to go support the project I love so much, all they want is their stupid shipping.

DW&A is so much better though. I mean, we can just read lovestruck whenever we want. There doesn’t even need to be a dub.

snowboarding-ponies:
“ Blog is up and running…
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snowboarding-ponies:

Blog is up and running…

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can we talk about the pokemon golurk

lizzymodblog:

i love golurk because it’s a huge goddamn rock robot that can learn fly

fly, as in the move that makes your pokemon fly up into the air and slam down on the enemy. a golurk weighs 330 kilograms. that shit is dead.

fly, as in the move that lets you ride your pokemon and fly on his back around the fuckin world. just imagine a giant robot flying overhead.

he looks like a zelda boss

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busket:

oni-queen:

busket:

so stan totally had a secret twin brother right. im not the first one to say this but,

rounder, thinner rimmed glasses.

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when he found them in the hidden room he tucked them away before anyone could see

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then was just looking at them later

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and who is that kid reading in the back, with similar hair

im actually betting that his twin’s name was stanley. in dreamscapers when bill was remembering “stan pines” he was actually remembering stanley, which is why he didn’t say “stanford”. speaking of bill, if you look on his wheel you see both the symbol on stan’s hat and the glasses, meaning they’re 2 separate people.

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perhaps stanford and stanley were searching for the secrets of gravity falls together, that’s why grunkle stan was so adamant about lying to the kids about the stuff going on to keep them safe, he knows how dangerous it is because he lost his brother to it?

also:

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the “stanley mobile”. did stanford take stanley’s car after something happened to him?

and since stan and the kids share the same last name, stan must have had a brother, and that brother must have had a son, and that son is dipper and mabels dad. so “stanley” would be their grandfather. that would have made whatever happened to him hurt more for stanford, he already had a family by the time he disappeared. 

I like to buy into the theory that Bill had something to do with the disappearance of Stanley. Especially after this line.

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He sounds like he has a little experience dealing with siblings before Dipper and Mabel.

Stanford, what did you do?

OH GOD YOU’RE RIGHT

THATS WHY GRUNKLE STAN NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIM

IT’S HIS FAULT HE’S GONE, SOMETHING HAPPENED AND STANFORD DIDN’T SACRIFICE HIS WORK FOR HIS TWIN

Remember when Stan did the thing?

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And then he was scanning something from it?

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And then he puts on this glove!

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Woops, wrong picture…

This glove!

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What if stans brother is the one who wrote the book. The six fingered kid. I mean, weird shit was already happening in gravity falls before the books were written so what if stan and his brother wrote it. And after summoning bill, Grunkle Stan wrote in the red part “He can’t be trusted.” and “Do not summon at all cost!

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