Silver Tongue

Apr 27

afloweroutofstone:

I’m not sure if I have ever felt this little sympathy for a stranger before

(via rockboci)

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Anonymous asked:

your parents must be disappointed in you

you know whose parents arent disappointed in me? yours after i finished fucking them

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

always

(via nithringthekobold)

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022 asked:

Rapunzel and Mavis are bisexual and in a polamory relationship with the guys they married. Just like me fuckin your mom and dad at the same time last night 😘

silver-tongues-blog:

silversama-astral-deactivated20:

Fuck off you piece of shit

they fucked off your mom and dad last night

i’ll bother you by fucking your mom and dad

demon-space-boi-deactivated2022 asked:

Rapunzel and Mavis are bisexual and in a polamory relationship with the guys they married. Just like me fuckin your mom and dad at the same time last night 😘

silversama-astral-deactivated20:

Fuck off you piece of shit

they fucked off your mom and dad last night

*cocks sub machine gun like its a shotgun*

anarcho-dykeism:

happys-hall-of-horrible-things:

hunter-rodrigez:

moontouched-moogle:

queenwhiskey:

not to ruin the joke but that might be a Troy 223, which is a Pump-Action “assault looking” Rifle

THE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG GUN IS REAL?!

they modeled a gun after shadow the hedgehog???

(via demilypyro)

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

always