Silver Tongue

Sep 19

ink-and-roses:

ahumblebard:

doxian:

I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.

Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.

This is never not funny

Imagine if susies life was narrated by morgan freeman at the same time.

(via deep-sea-prince)

omarnorthtower:

andronian:

jimcrakindandy:

boynerdramblings:

shitweed:

dingoinnuendo:

do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown

like wow it just really amazes me

well i mean 

pokemon isnt the best example

goddammit megaman

Blame capcom

(via zeroyalviking)

Sep 18

kittenmod:

ciphermemes:

things to say during sex

• hey wanna hear my impression of you in about three seconds??? AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
• well well well, someones looking desperate!
• man its been so long since ive inhabited a body!
• [slaps self] WOO [slaps self again] WOO! haha
• pain is hilarious!
• boy these arms are durable

oH NO

More like “it had it cumming” am I right?

(via extradan)

I can make it better.

Do she got

(via antstafermodblog)

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akiraita:

natsudickneel:

this is the best out of context picture ever and you cannot convince me otherwise

Is that bulma?

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My Tumblr Crushes:

1. ally-mod
2. rosexknight
3. lambs-lie
4. jestre
5. icydafox
6. lizzymodblog
7. sexygoatgod
8. azula-griffon
9. jwblogofrandomness

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thezombiunicorn:

bigblueboo:

subversion

i hate you.

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