Silver Tongue

Sep 17

hannahroad:
hannahroad:
hannahroad:
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
-chirping noise-
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
update:
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

one day she is going to go to the depths of the amazon and catch the most dangerous animal there. Then the tribes that have not seen the outside world will revere her as a god and she will tame all the animals in the world and enslave everyone.

(via deep-sea-prince)

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azula-griffon:

Taking requests for tablet practice yee
send me crap

Candy being converted and happy having to explain it.

(via vampirekin-deactivated20190403)

You know what the best twist ever would be? If daft punk took off their helmets and they were female.

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:
stunningpicture:
When radiologists take a selfie
dead
Wait I’ve seen this

(via antstafermodblog)

kireinahana:

thirp:
I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats
Nevermind this is it

(via antstafermodblog)

staff:

There’s a new OS for the iPhone. It’s called iOS 8. Why? Apple won’t say.
Regardless, we’ve got a new Tumblr app out today that takes advantage of iOS 8’s improved sharing features. Make a photo post right from your Photos app, for example. Or a link post right from Safari. Couldn’t be easier.
Also: Posts are now the full width of the screen. That means photos are 3% larger than before. Sounds like a little, feels like a lot.

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betterbemeta:

tastefullyoffensive:
[klaroline]
But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points.
water and rewater and rewater the plants. Kill the plants. Drown the plants.
Expose the system. Exploit the system.

5 loads of laundry
Just keep washing the same cover. Keep drying it and then put it on the bed. Then wash it again.

(via rosexknight)

Someone said I should stop quoting linkin park songs but in the end it doesn’t even matter.

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