Silver Tongue

Sep 09

I just realized something….

Chuckies mom died about a year and a half before rugrats takes place.

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

It’s even worse when it they are not in your life because they betrayed you.

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queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

Percy isn’t the only dyslexic, you uncultured Erymanthian boar, all halfbloods were. Personality wise, a child of Aphrodite would be the one to say that.
Selina Beauregard maybe.

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pembrokewkorgi:
“ohvideogames:
“ Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS
”
Is he jumping or falling?
”
Yes

pembrokewkorgi:

ohvideogames:

Developed by Epyx in 1989 for MS-DOS

Is he jumping or falling?

Yes

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[video]

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good)…..A super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.

I lost two followers for this omg

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unbloss:
“ lepetitchatblanc:
“ “ best thing I’ve ever read
”
NEVER FORGET ”
holy shit
”

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

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Ultimate thief

outofcontextdnd:

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

Worst thief ever

Rouge: I’m gonna attempt to steal everything on the table

*rolls a 1*

DM: You drop all your loot on the table by accident and break it. You have to pay for the table and everything on it.

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Nothing is more satisfying than seeing people who betrayed you completely lose everything despite you warning them before the betrayal. 

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