I was a professional juggler for like five years and all of my friends politely pretend it never happened.
Sometimes I will be holding three or more similarly sized objects and they will all shoot me the kind of warning glances typically reserved for cats who are about to swipe a fresh and crispy fish stick from a small child’s hand.
I gaze wistfully at a basket of apples and they all think, “Don’t you FUCKING dare,” so hard that I take psychic damage.
(Source: roswell-newton-vargas, via newbarrk)
@scraps-is-busy deserves all the smooches from this trash marsupial
sometimes you just gotta yeet your boyfriend in the snow. @demon-space-boi you like being yeeted into snow, right?
Colab with @scraps-is-busy and @demon-space-boi
our boyfriend seems to be an all powerful genie! quick we need to wish for infinite smooches!
Turns out wishing for infinite smooches from @scraps-is-busy can have unintended side effects. looks like i can at least grand @demon-space-boi wishes now
AU where everything is the same but theyre donkies
2020 is the year i get better at backgrounds. my plan is to redo this doodle at the end of the year
still in the mood for oceans so i drew my trolls planet, land of storm and sea.
now that the rawring 20s are in full swing, vaud is celebrating with the charleston
here is @demon-space-boi after he makes an ass of himself in a noncopywritten carnival island where boys make asses of themselves. hey if it worked on a wooden puppet i dont see why it couldnt work on a plush raccoon