“Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!”
“…I think we should call it your grave!”
“Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!”
BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST
“Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!”
“…I think we should call it your grave!”
“Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!”
BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST
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which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women
no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
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thats the worst shit only because my mom basically always thought I was being a little bitch when I’d complain that it still hurts your eyes
WAIT I THOUGHT IT MEANT THAT IF YOU GOT IT IN YOUR EYES IT WOULDN’T BURN (no crying)
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT IT’S SAYING NO RIPPING?
*FLIPS TABLES* THIS IS WHY THE ENGLISH WRITTEN LANGUAGE IS CONFUSING AS FUCK I AM SO SORRY NON-NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKERS.
Why doesn’t it say fucking anti tangle?!
I JUST MADE BOTH MY PARENTS READ THIS I AM SO ANGRY
THEY ARE ANGRY
WE JUST HAD AN ARGUMENT ABOUT ‘TIER’ ‘TEAR’ AND ‘TEAR’
THEY THOUGHT IT MEANT NO CRYING TOO
I AM SO ANGRY
We were all lied to. This is the stuff that causes riots.
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That ass should learn self control. It’s that mindset that lets rapists walk free.
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background
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It’s something. A SOMETHING I AM CLEARLY NOT!
It’s gross.
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