why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
MAYBE THIS IS WHY TINKERBELL IS ALWAYS FUCKIN PISSED OFF
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cough
rough
though
through
why dont these words rhyme
but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do
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Damn him to hell è_é
Anonymous asked: Have a nice day!
Oh look, it’s good day anon .-.
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my moms favorite pastime is to come into my room, insult all of my life choices, list everything i already know i need to do making me 10x more stressed about it than i was before, then leave my door open
It’s always the door that is the worst
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oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao
You all would have
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Anonymous asked: But your blog description says you're a satanist.
I fail to see how that is relevant to anything.
