Silver Tongue

Sep 06

askgavir asked: You must retaliate against Shark Vomit with Birb vomit.

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

blaaghhhh

But birb vomit isn’t for sharks, it’s for feeding baby birbs!

imcombat-ready-deactivated20141 asked: I hate how you're such a nice guy and yet you sexualize a children's show. That's a bit pedophilic.

jitterbugjive:

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

jitterbugjive:

That’s a bit imbecilic and ignorant, actually.

Human beings can sexualize balloons if they think the shape is right.

You know what bothers me? When people like you can’t even discern reality from fiction and jump to outlandishly stupid assumptions similar to how people react to gays. 

“Well I think that’s weird therefor I need to give it the most twisted and disgusting reasoning behind it.”

What the fuck is your problem?

And how dare you accuse me of such a thing. How dare you.

You wanna know something funny? When I was 10, I had to deal with court for many months. Do you know why? Because my 60 year old babysitter was molesting me. I was scared, hurt, confused.

I would never. EVER want to put another child through that.

So watch your fucking manners and maybe next time try not to jump to the most ridiculous and outlandishly insulting assumptions you can think up just because you don’t understand something.

Ok, I am sorry for using the word pedophilic. It was the wrong word to use. Beastiality would be a better word to use. But, you have to admit it is a bit pedophilic.

You have an entire blog dedicated to porn of a children’s show.

A children’s show. For children.

Just think about it. How would you feel if someone sexualized, say, strawberry shortcake? Or TMNT? Or any animated tv show for kids?

It’s disgusting. It’s wrong on so many levels. Just imagine, some kid searched up ‘Pinkie Pie’ on google, and saw images of her having sex that you created. They wouldn’t want to watch the show anymore, cause when they saw Pinkie Pie all they would do was see the image in their head, over and over and over again.

And don’t you dare use that argument ‘They should have safe search on’ because sometimes there ARE parents that don’t monitor their children on the internet, because they shouldn’t have to worry about their children finding that kind of stuff just because they searched up ‘Twilight Sparkle’ or ‘Princess Celestia’.

Just think if you had a kid and they found that blog. Would you feel proud? Happy, that they saw what you did in the past? Imagine you having a 5 year old daughter finding a picture of twilight sparkle having sex that you had created.

You wouldn’t be happy, or proud. You would be angry. You wouldn’t want your children exposed to that.

You’ve even said yourself that you and your boyfriend role play as ponies in bed. You roleplay as goddamn horses.

It’s disgusting, and its beastiality.

Also, I do like MLP. I watch the show. I don’t think its weird for men to like the show. I think its weird that grown men sexualize a show for children.

What rock did you crawl out from under?

There was porn of disney and pokemon and many other kid’s shows long before ponies was ever a thing.

Pornography of kid’s shows have been around for a long time. And yes, if you search characters under safe search, you wont find porn unless you REALLY dig.

“there ARE parents that don’t monitor their children on the internet, because they shouldn’t have to worry about their children finding that kind of stuff”

Then that is bad parenting and not the fault of the people making porn. Sorry, but any responsible parent would know the internet is FULL of porn and either they need to talk to their child about it or put up restrictions and monitor their internet time until they are old enough to understand. Porn has been a HUGE thing on the internet since it first began, for ANY subject matter. You can find porn of balloons, TV shows, books, or pretty much anything you can imagine.

Any parent who doesn’t know that and lets their 5 year old daughter roam around the internet UNSUPERVISED is being neglectful. Practically every website out there requires children to be 13 or over or signed with parental consent if there is any sort of interaction involved.

Children’s websites have child locks to sign them out at a parent’s given time.

Don’t just plop your kid in front of a TV with cable and walk out of the room, they could easily change the channel to something violent or sexual. It’s the same concept. Don’t leave your frikking 10 or under child on the internet without being there WITH THEM

Jesus shit is it so hard for parents to spend time with their kids that they have to plop them on the internet and run off? If you expect the internet to be a babysitter, you might as well pay a random homeless guy a dollar to babysit them.

If I had a kid, and they stumbled on porn, I would explain to them exactly what it is because I want to be honest with my children and if they learn about sex early I can WARN them about it and teach them to be responsible rather than shelter them their whole life and risk them getting in to things they shouldn’t as young teen. If you keep a child completely ignorant about sex someone is going to hurt them and they won’t understand what it is. They wont know anything.

So don’t tell me how I would feel, I wouldn’t be angry about the porn, or proud they found porn. I would be concerned that they got hold of it under my supervision and care and I would be scolding myself for not preparing them for things they might experience.

Just as you tell a kid not to go in a stranger’s car, you tell them not to go anywhere that isn’t safe on the internet.

You don’t let your 5 year old little girl walk around a busy area alone just like you don’t let them browse the internet freely.

Today’s mentality of “it’s not the parent’s fault” in the media is utter bullshit and leaves kids stranded and out of control as they get older.

Lastly, if you honestly can’t see the difference between:

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then I question your sanity.

Because by that logic, if people who like cartoon ponies are bestialic then people who are horror movie enthusiasts are obviously murderers.

Please do us all a favor and lighten up, because if it’s not actually harming anyone, people can jack off to whatever they want.

By the way, 2 people who are part of my Dixie Biscuit blog are in fact female, and I’m a transman. So maybe next time, don’t generalize ‘bronies’ as “Grown men who jerk off to horses and are pedophiles.”

Now please go back to whatever it is you do, rather than wasting your time bitching about things you don’t understand and accusing people of things that actually make 0 sense if you knew fuck-all about people.

You can borrow some of my gifs, jitters.

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Or maybe this one

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he4rt-cancerb-deactivated201512 asked: pervert scootaloo

Doesn’t ring a bell. How long ago was it?

he4rt-cancerb-deactivated201512 asked: hello. you probably don't remember me because of all the changes to my blog but you were the first person to talk to me and you made me believe i could be a somebody on tumblr.

Really? Who were you before the changes?

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"Should parents read their daughter's texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?" -

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askfenlock:

stokerbramwell:

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daeranilen:

daeranilen:

Earlier today, I served as the “young woman’s voice” in a panel of local experts at a Girl Scouts speaking event. One question for the panel was something to the effect of, “Should parents read their daughter’s texts or monitor her online activity for bad language and inappropriate content?”

I was surprised when the first panelist answered the question as if it were about cyberbullying. The adult audience nodded sagely as she spoke about the importance of protecting children online.

I reached for the microphone next. I said, “As far as reading your child’s texts or logging into their social media profiles, I would say 99.9% of the time, do not do that.”

Looks of total shock answered me. I actually saw heads jerk back in surprise. Even some of my fellow panelists blinked.

Everyone stared as I explained that going behind a child’s back in such a way severs the bond of trust with the parent. When I said, “This is the most effective way to ensure that your child never tells you anything,” it was like I’d delivered a revelation.

It’s easy to talk about the disconnect between the old and the young, but I don’t think I’d ever been so slapped in the face by the reality of it. It was clear that for most of the parents I spoke to, the idea of such actions as a violation had never occurred to them at all.

It alarms me how quickly adults forget that children are people.

Apparently people are rediscovering this post somehow and I think that’s pretty cool! Having experienced similar violations of trust in my youth, this is an important issue to me, so I want to add my personal story:

Around age 13, I tried to express to my mother that I thought I might have clinical depression, and she snapped at me “not to joke about things like that.” I stopped telling my mother when I felt depressed.

Around age 15, I caught my mother reading my diary. She confessed that any time she saw me write in my diary, she would sneak into my room and read it, because I only wrote when I was upset. I stopped keeping a diary.

Around age 18, I had an emotional breakdown while on vacation because I didn’t want to go to college. I ended up seeing a therapist for - surprise surprise - depression.

Around age 21, I spoke on this panel with my mother in the audience, and afterwards I mentioned the diary incident to her with respect to this particular Q&A. Her eyes welled up, and she said, “You know I read those because I was worried you were depressed and going to hurt yourself, right?”

TL;DR: When you invade your child’s privacy, you communicate three things:

  1. You do not respect their rights as an individual.
  2. You do not trust them to navigate problems or seek help on their own.
  3. You probably haven’t been listening to them.

Information about almost every issue that you think you have to snoop for can probably be obtained by communicating with and listening to your child.

Information about almost every issue that you think you have to snoop for can probably be obtained by communicating with and listening to your child.

I can not tell you how much I relate to all of this.

My grandma used to steal my diaries and I would find them in her desk.

My parents get word from other people who’ve read posts I’ve made about being depressed and then complain to me that it makes our family look bad.

I’ve just stopped telling my dad anything because he either completely ignores me or makes fun of me for it and tells me to man up.

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photoshop?

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