Silver Tongue

Sep 03

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jitterbugjive:

tumblr why the HELL is fanmail a thing that you can’t turn off?

Seriously, ever think maybe people don’t want to be contacted in private by weirdos?

Doesn’t blocking them prevent that?

Hoofprint, when did you get a boyfriend?

Hoofprint, when did you get a boyfriend?

rosexknight:

That moment when you realize your boyfriend cooks so much that you don’t know how to grocery shop anymore.

Lucky. I want someone who can cook. I wanna get fat with delicious food.

pythox:
“ brigwife:
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Wasn’t there talk about a law being past that would make a vegan diet for carnivorous pets considered animal cruelty?

pythox:

brigwife:

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Wasn’t there talk about a law being past that would make a vegan diet for carnivorous pets considered animal cruelty?

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dennys:
“darklyspectre:
“ Five nights at denny’s
I don’t even know
”
scary good
”
That is it. Dennys is officially the best corporate blog ever.

dennys:

darklyspectre:

Five nights at denny’s

I don’t even know

scary good

That is it. Dennys is officially the best corporate blog ever.

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zodiacmind:
“Fun facts about your sign here
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zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

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