“I love Pokémon so much who wants to talk about it?”
“The newer gens are so shitty theyre obviously running out of ideas”
“The original 150 Pokémon were so much better”
Basically me
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“I love Pokémon so much who wants to talk about it?”
“The newer gens are so shitty theyre obviously running out of ideas”
“The original 150 Pokémon were so much better”
Basically me
In all reality, the first four were the best ones but I just could not get into 5 & 6
(via deep-sea-prince)
filling a bathtub with the substance, throwing the person you hate the most in the tub and throwing the ice cube in the tub right after …. it would be over
such evil minds in this place
i love this evilness
Nah, don’t just throw it in you gotta flick it dramatically over your shoulder without looking as you walk away, preferably with a darkly humorous one-liner.
“The cold never bothered me anyway”
If people on tumblr weren’t so lazy, we’d be super villains
Actually, I’m pretty sure at least half of us are in the Evil League of Evil meaning we technically are supervillains.
Also, I wanna make a saw trap where a person is trapped and has to get out before the ice ball on a roller coaster falls in.
(via antstafermodblog)
“I got both of them from local shelters. When I got her in 2006, the staff told me she was a shepherd husky. I go to the dog park, I’m meeting people with shepherd husky mixes, and they look nothing like her. I get in my car, I’m driving, I look in the rearview mirror, I see these eyes and I’m like, I’ve got a wolf in my car. Then, when she was 10-months old, there was a shepherd breeder and trainer in the dog park, and at the end of the lesson, the trainer came up to me and asked, ‘What kind of dog is that?’ And I’m thinking, Shepherd husky. You should know, you are a breeder. She said, ‘That’s a wolf.’”
Bethlehem, PA
Thats mildly hilarious
I want a giant dog.
(via saccharinecyanide)
Necklace fake-calls wearers’ mobiles as an excuse to leave uncomfortable situations
Women experience street harassment on a regular basis, but it takes many forms — some subtle and some less so. We’ve already seen Cuff jewelry include a discreet smart rape alarm that can be activated in the case of an actual street attack, but now Guardian Angel is a necklace or bracelet that can trigger a fake call to wearers’ cell phones to give them an excuse to remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation. READ MORE…
Or they could just say you creep me the fuck out and then leave?..
Not everyone can say “leave me alone you freak”. I’m sure women were attacked for saying that.
I want this just so I don’t’ have to talk to my family when they visit. And so I don’t have to talk to people when I go outside.
(via saccharinecyanide)
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WHO’S THAT DENNY’S DISH?
What is Denny’s tumblr even trying to accomplish
I don’t know but they’re getting to it
I approve of everything Dennys does.
(via antstafermodblog)
Fun facts about your sign here
(via zodiacmind)
