Tom Sachs, Chanel Guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998
“What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers.” - K. Marx & F. Engels, The Communist Manifesto
“are you using the-”
“the Chanel guillotine? yeah, i am”
(Source: studiobaja, via )
Man, I sure do love eating coins, slurp slurp!
[Sound of vaccum powering on]
sven: do you think i could move out
me: i dont see why not, if you have the money
sven: i dont have the money
me: then no
sven: i need a fucking income
me: heheh. you said come
sven: this conversation is over
I CANNOT get over @asexualzoro‘s headcanon that Brook doesn’t know who or what the Pirate King is and so I just.
brook ride or die ready to commit regicide for his captain
Edit: it’s canon
(via moonpaw)
(via chefpyro)
Most effective camouflage by regional ecotype in the US.
where’s the map
(Source: reddit.com, via turing-tested)
[video]
I love the impliaction here that brock 1: would make ash the best man at his wedding, and 2: assumes ash will wear his hat to said wedding
Is he wrong?
(via newbarrk)
if DISCORD did this? tumblr would enter a new fucking era
imagine if facebook messenger or text threads told on you for screenshotting the chatlogs like snapchat does…. society would collapse
(via newbarrk)
Creative writing prof: You’re in control. You’re the puppet master. You control these characters - what they do, what they say, what they think-
Every writer I know: My characters stopped listening to me and now I’m 8272836 words in to a plot that went of the rails on page 3
THEY HAVE FREE WILL SOMEONE HELP ME I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THEM UNDER CONTROL FOR MONTHS BUT THEY WON’T FUCKING LISTEN
I LOVE YOU BUT THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PROGRESS THE PLOT PLEASE STOP
Dear professor:
I’m sorry, have you ever met a character.
Sincerely, writers in general
*side-eyes Hammy Noir*
Yeeeeep.
(Source: grell-writes-stuff, via newbarrk)
