Fuck whatever they’re cooking in the kitchenis irritating my ey ess
If it irritates your eyes, I don’t think you should fuck it.
When I’m getting married, there will be no diamonds. Fuck that. Useless pieces of shit.
My ring better have something useful on it. Like a flashlight. Give me a flashlight ring and I’ll be yours.
Since you’s a chef why not a lil’ sharpening stone for your knives on it instead?
Oh, and then I miss once and chop off my fingers, yeah, that sounds like a great idea.
Why not a diamond ring except the diamond is upside down so the very sharp part is sticking out? That way you can stab people with it?
dead-mare-trotting asked: How about a Lantern Corps ring?
What, you mean like Green Lantern, the third lamest well-known superhero, next to Aquaman and Hawkeye? Is that what you mean? I think that’s what you mean.
Hey, the wonder twins should be on that list as well.
So that thing I talked about last night or so.
Can Science side of tumblr explain why the horse had to die in never ending story?
this makes me sooo sick.
and that second headline reads as if michael shot the officer
Take notes. There’s a reason they use the language they do when talking about a black person being shot versus a white person.
It is worded to evoke certain imagery in our minds. Why do you think these headlines say “black man shot by police after struggle” versus “unarmed teenager shot multiple times by officers”. Notice the choice of language. What do you think of when you hear a black man struggled with police before he was shot? You assume he was being aggressive and initiated the conflict. But that is far from what happened with Michael Brown. He was walking down the street with his friend, another unarmed teenager. Think about this. Think about what you read/hear from the media before you think you know the story.
Also note the pictures.
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tryna find the science side of tumblr now.
You don’t find Science side. Science side finds you. Science side also finds Waldo. And all your missing socks.
What about Carmen Sandiego?
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Science side of tumblr, explain to me why my dick is so small
It’s not the length that matter, it’s the circumference.
The average Penis is 5-6 inches long. The average vagina is 4-5 inches deep.
The worlds largest penis is around 14 inces long and the person who has it gets light headed and can pass out whenever he gets an erection. He cannot have vaginal intercourse because of its length has to resort to anal. Any penis that is larger than 8 inches can damage a vagina or be damaged itself if it is forced into a hole too small.
Long story short, Bigger is not always better as it can make sex very UN-pleasurable and lead to severe medical problems.
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stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower:
STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.
The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.
I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.
And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.
If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.
It’s only about 1-2 dollars.
The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.
Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?
It’s a very cheap way to get around life.
Thank you so much for this
Yo, that shit erased the ink, the paper AND the fucking table! It is so fucking rad.
