my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
Marry him.
did
did you read the post
I got my tube out! I wanted to pist a picture but tumblr moblie is a stupid. Anywho, I can cough now and it feels GREAT!
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Sometimes, I’m surprised people don’t bug me to do free art of them.
Then when it does happen, I’m an angry monster who mercilessly pounds people into the dust.
I’m funny that way.
I’m being too nice then…
Granted some people still treat me like the biggest jerk ever when I tell them “Sorry I don’t do free art for strangers.”
I feel like that’s becoming DA in a nutshell. People getting horribly offended and decide to start an argument for no reason whatsoever.
Oh, I’m nice. (See my DA page for how I deal with somebody who keeps adding to their request.) But it’s the people who come out of the gutter as soon as you do one request. “Hey, draw my friends OC.” or “Do Request” and often time these are people who do recolor adoptables. Which just makes it astounding at how greedy they are. (I’ve seen people selling the requests they do get as adoptables!)
Hello, I would like you to draw my OC sitting in a big office with a sly look on his face like he’s about to pull off the biggest con in equestria.
(via scraps-is-busy)
If that Silver dude is still trying to pass as his older sister, and her claiming to be 16, they can still get terminated for posting underage nsfw content. Photos of minors are a big no-no in the tumblr TOS. Have enough people send a abuse report with links to them claiming their age is under 18 along with the pics and even mention it’s against TOS and they’ll get the blog deleted.
Not to mention it’s a federal crime that’s all on him because he didn’t send it to any specific person, he posted it publicly for everyoneto see. That’s quite some time in the big cells.
askthenightguards asked: "You said that like it’s normal and that scares me." Hate to say it, Lizzy, but it's part of why I'm so cynical. It happens enough to be standard operating procedure here in the states.
Again, you say that like it’s a normal thing.
That is not normal and I will not accept it as such.
Policemen are protectors. Heroes, not criminals.
These men in Ferguson? They are not police.
In all reality, the whole country is going to collapse within our lifetime.
I just got an anonymous ask telling me: it’s just a warning that the FBI may be trying to track you
what is this
A scam.
So my tube will be removed toddle and if things go great, I will get to go home tomorrow!
imagine all your online friends living near you
“KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST”
“No, I haven’t been staring through your window all night…… Just the past four hours…”
(via antstafermodblog)
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
Marry him.
did
did you read the post
He’s already taken.
(via goldenblackhawk-deactivated2022)
Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.
And the biggest dogs
Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog
and together
That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT!
Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!I wasn’t expecting a dog and pony show
